sad thursday joke

[tyreburner]

why's the middle bit of a woman called a Waist.....

[TheBoy]

why's the middle bit of a woman called a Waist.....

Heard it....

[tyreburner]

...... cause you could easily get an extra pair of breasts in there  

[TheBoy]

and I'll tell Tina if you post the punchline....

[tyreburner]

why's the middle bit of a woman called a Waist.....

Heard it....

could have let me finish....... brandy and a long day on cold mini-buses slow me down

[tyreburner]

and have ALREADY had a punch when i told Tina the punch line  

[TheBoy]

Bloke in a club walks up to a nice girl and says
"My name's Bond..."
"Don't tell me, James Bond?" she replies.
"No, Uni Bond, I'm good at filling cracks..."

[Bo Bo]

Bloke in a club walks up to a nice girl and says
"My name's Bond..."
"Don't tell me, James Bond?" she replies.
"No, Uni Bond, I'm good at filling cracks..."

Might try that one at the w/e  

[tyreburner]

Bloke in a club walks up to a nice girl and says
"My name's Bond..."
"Don't tell me, James Bond?" she replies.
"No, Uni Bond, I'm good at filling cracks..."

oops nearly got anolther dead arm for laughing..... she reckons there is a lady present and i got another for asking where.... also she is threatening to take my meega to work in the snow for that so.........

Cheers boy  

[TheBoy]

Bloke in a club walks up to a nice girl and says
"My name's Bond..."
"Don't tell me, James Bond?" she replies.
"No, Uni Bond, I'm good at filling cracks..."

oops nearly got anolther dead arm for laughing..... she reckons there is a lady present and i got another for asking where.... also she is threatening to take my meega to work in the snow for that so.........

Cheers boy  

I warned you that posting the punchline would get you in trouble with Tina....

[tyreburner]

Bloke in a club walks up to a nice girl and says
"My name's Bond..."
"Don't tell me, James Bond?" she replies.
"No, Uni Bond, I'm good at filling cracks..."

oops nearly got anolther dead arm for laughing..... she reckons there is a lady present and i got another for asking where.... also she is threatening to take my meega to work in the snow for that so.........

Cheers boy  

I warned you that posting the punchline would get you in trouble with Tina....

Believe me a lot less will get you in trouble with her if only i could remove a couple of me ribs  .......
However i am sure she will have her say when she gets the lappy back tomorrow  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Bloke in a club walks up to a nice girl and says
"My name's Bond..."
"Don't tell me, James Bond?" she replies.
"No, Uni Bond, I'm good at filling cracks..."

Excellent  

[JamesV6CDX]

Bloke in a club walks up to a nice girl and says
"My name's Bond..."
"Don't tell me, James Bond?" she replies.
"No, Uni Bond, I'm good at filling cracks..."

oops nearly got anolther dead arm for laughing..... she reckons there is a lady present and i got another for asking where.... also she is threatening to take my meega to work in the snow for that so.........

Cheers boy  

I warned you that posting the punchline would get you in trouble with Tina....

Believe me a lot less will get you in trouble with her if only i could remove a couple of me ribs  .......

Why would you want to remove your ribs?

[JesterRT]

Bloke in a club walks up to a nice girl and says
"My name's Bond..."
"Don't tell me, James Bond?" she replies.
"No, Uni Bond, I'm good at filling cracks..."