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proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« on: 16 May 2009, 18:22:56 »
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #1 on: 16 May 2009, 18:23:31 »
it's like a volvo meets a mk2 cavalier calibre... with some lada riva thrown in...
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #2 on: 16 May 2009, 18:25:33 »
That should only ever be driven off a cliff, preferably a high one. That thing is a disgrace to the human race. Drivin that is like drowning in sewage
Now I'll have to format my laptop and possibly burn it.
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #3 on: 16 May 2009, 18:28:55 »
what a name too!
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #4 on: 16 May 2009, 18:32:40 »
These used to be 3 cylinder 2 stroke, my neighbour had one when i was an ankle biter back in the early 70s
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #5 on: 16 May 2009, 18:34:46 »
I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #6 on: 16 May 2009, 18:40:11 »
Clearly the engine isn't running 'cos there's no blue smoke.

I believe Wartburgs were banned from this country due to the impossibility of them ever meeting any kind of emissions target.

Could be wrong but it was a good idea anyway. :y
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #7 on: 16 May 2009, 18:43:21 »
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I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y


That's the "push here" attachment for better performance  ::)
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #8 on: 16 May 2009, 18:44:45 »
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I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y


That's the "push here" attachment for better performance  ::)

It's so you can push it home like a shopping trolley when it breaks down :D
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #9 on: 16 May 2009, 19:21:17 »
Well i've noticed some thing really good about it :y :y :y


The splatted fly on the windscreen :D
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #10 on: 16 May 2009, 19:25:18 »
Needs a good lowering!
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #11 on: 16 May 2009, 19:30:23 »
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I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y


That's the "push here" attachment for better performance  ::)

It's so you can push it home like a shopping trolley when it breaks down :D

With a heated rear window to keep your hands warm while you push.

(The old ones are the best  ;))
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #12 on: 16 May 2009, 20:05:33 »
it looks aero dynamically shit :o wartburg  it looks like a wart and thats about all ;D ;D
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #13 on: 16 May 2009, 20:08:47 »
yeah,,, but,,, check out those wing mirrors :D
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #14 on: 16 May 2009, 20:11:58 »
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yeah,,, but,,, check out those wing mirrors :D
oh yea i missed them? last time i saw some thing like them it was on top of a darlek  :o dr who  ;D ;D
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