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[dbug]

A guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.

'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right.

I overslept and was late for an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

When I went to the car park, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home. Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.

[Vamps]

Love it..............

[cam2502]

 

[Gareth Lewis]

Now that is funny

[p j morgan]

if you think thats funny what about this i read earlier,the mp expenses scandle escalated today when it was revealed that david blunkett had claimed for a motor bike a hang glider and a pair of binoculars.

[rikki_essex]

 

[crazyjoetavola]

  well up to standard

[Lizzie_Zoom]

 

[HolyCount]

All good stuff -- I'll watch out for Blunkett on his motorbike -- in fact Gordon's got an eye out for him already !!!    

[crazyjoetavola]

All good stuff -- I'll watch out for Blunkett on his motorbike -- in fact Gordon's got an eye out for him already !!!    

  very good HC  

[largecol]

Nice one(s) chaps!  

[Del Boy]

 

[Omega man 2]