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Debs.

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Blinking Fox huggers!
« on: 27 May 2009, 20:16:57 »
Came home from a hospital appointment today to discover a scene of farmyard-carnage: Fox been at my chickens; he`d killed a few, but didn`t eat any of them.....What an utter waste! >:(

Perhaps those in power whom dogmatically applied the Labour party`s 'ban' on Fox hunting, might care to explain why they hold their view of the Fox as simply a harmless, cute and cuddly addition to the rural landscape.
Any verminous Foxes hereabouts will surely be suffering from an extreme case of 12 gauge 'lead-poisoning' when see them! >:(
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Re: Blinking Fox huggers!
« Reply #1 on: 27 May 2009, 20:20:59 »
Sorry for your loss, hope your new magnificent cock is ok  :y
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Re: Blinking Fox huggers!
« Reply #2 on: 27 May 2009, 20:21:10 »
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Came home from a hospital appointment today to discover a scene of farmyard-carnage: Fox been at my chickens; he`d killed a few, but didn`t eat any of them.....What an utter waste! >:(

Perhaps those in power whom dogmatically applied the Labour party`s 'ban' on Fox hunting, might care to explain why they hold their view of the Fox as simply a harmless, cute and cuddly addition to the rural landscape.
Any verminous Foxes hereabouts will surely be suffering from an extreme case of 12 gauge 'lead-poisoning' when see them! >:(

Don't start me off.....
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« Reply #3 on: 27 May 2009, 20:21:13 »
Sad news Debs :(
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« Reply #4 on: 27 May 2009, 20:23:25 »
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Came home from a hospital appointment today to discover a scene of farmyard-carnage: Fox been at my chickens; he`d killed a few, but didn`t eat any of them.....What an utter waste! >:(

Perhaps those in power whom dogmatically applied the Labour party`s 'ban' on Fox hunting, might care to explain why they hold their view of the Fox as simply a harmless, cute and cuddly addition to the rural landscape.
Any verminous Foxes hereabouts will surely be suffering from an extreme case of 12 gauge 'lead-poisoning' when see them! >:(


Because of course they do not understand the natural laws of the countryside Debs, and leave farmers like you picking up the pieces! :'( :'( :'( :'(

Sorry to hear of your losses Debs :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Blinking Fox huggers!
« Reply #5 on: 27 May 2009, 20:24:43 »
Roast chicken tonight then ::)


On the subject of hunting, I have no views either way. What I did used to object to was the toffe nose idiots watching it abandoning their cars like complete tossers, then make out its all my fault when I give the tosspots a load of verbal for being too effing lazy to walk 20yrds....
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Debs.

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« Reply #6 on: 27 May 2009, 20:25:56 »
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Sorry for your loss, hope your new magnificent thingy is ok  :y
Indeed he is! :y

His 'cockiness' led him to take refuge on the barn roof; so avoiding the attentions of 'Raynard'.....A happy cockup! ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 27 May 2009, 20:27:19 »
I sympathize with you on that one Debs. An old farmer that i knew many years ago had just the same happen & put all of what was left off laying.
Needless to say that a fox drew its last breath a few days later when i blasted it with my 12 gauge. Now it may not have been the same one, but the old guy was just as gratefull. The fox will if given enough time actually return for the dead birds & carry off all of them, then he'll bury them for a later meal. The secret is to wait for his return later the same night :y :y
Yup, i'm a right country bumpkin me ;D
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Re: Blinking Fox huggers!
« Reply #8 on: 27 May 2009, 20:27:31 »
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Roast chicken tonight then ::)

Trouble is that the fox gets into a frenzy and tears them to shreds (probably useable by KFC/McDonalds).

Fortunately our chickens have been safe so far.... must be due to the run being built to rotor bunker standards!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: 27 May 2009, 20:27:51 »
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Came home from a hospital appointment today to discover a scene of farmyard-carnage: Fox been at my chickens; he`d killed a few, but didn`t eat any of them.....What an utter waste! >:(

Perhaps those in power whom dogmatically applied the Labour party`s 'ban' on Fox hunting, might care to explain why they hold their view of the Fox as simply a harmless, cute and cuddly addition to the rural landscape.
Any verminous Foxes hereabouts will surely be suffering from an extreme case of 12 gauge 'lead-poisoning' when see them! >:(

Double o buckshot should be the natural choice Debs :y :y
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« Reply #10 on: 27 May 2009, 20:33:15 »
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Came home from a hospital appointment today to discover a scene of farmyard-carnage: Fox been at my chickens; he`d killed a few, but didn`t eat any of them.....What an utter waste! >:(

Perhaps those in power whom dogmatically applied the Labour party`s 'ban' on Fox hunting, might care to explain why they hold their view of the Fox as simply a harmless, cute and cuddly addition to the rural landscape.
Any verminous Foxes hereabouts will surely be suffering from an extreme case of 12 gauge 'lead-poisoning' when see them! >:(

Double o buckshot should be the natural choice Debs :y :y

 :o :o :o Have you seen the size of double o? I wouldn't want it in backside :'( :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #11 on: 27 May 2009, 20:35:36 »
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Came home from a hospital appointment today to discover a scene of farmyard-carnage: Fox been at my chickens; he`d killed a few, but didn`t eat any of them.....What an utter waste! >:(

Perhaps those in power whom dogmatically applied the Labour party`s 'ban' on Fox hunting, might care to explain why they hold their view of the Fox as simply a harmless, cute and cuddly addition to the rural landscape.
Any verminous Foxes hereabouts will surely be suffering from an extreme case of 12 gauge 'lead-poisoning' when see them! >:(


Because of course they do not understand the natural laws of the countryside Debs, and leave farmers like you picking up the pieces! :'( :'( :'( :'(

Sorry to hear of your losses Debs :'( :'( :'(
Is that before or after man ::)
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Re: Blinking Fox huggers!
« Reply #12 on: 27 May 2009, 20:35:44 »
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Roast chicken tonight then ::)

Trouble is that the fox gets into a frenzy and tears them to shreds (probably useable by KFC/McDonalds).

Fortunately our chickens have been safe so far.... must be due to the run being built to rotor bunker standards!!!!
Not sure what it is about the Colonel's Secret Recipe of 11 herbs and spices, but if I scoff KFC chicken, I'm normally in a rush home, straight up to the bathroom ::)

I found their Zinger burgers do not have that effect, so presume its something in the skin...
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« Reply #13 on: 27 May 2009, 20:36:23 »
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Came home from a hospital appointment today to discover a scene of farmyard-carnage: Fox been at my chickens; he`d killed a few, but didn`t eat any of them.....What an utter waste! >:(

Perhaps those in power whom dogmatically applied the Labour party`s 'ban' on Fox hunting, might care to explain why they hold their view of the Fox as simply a harmless, cute and cuddly addition to the rural landscape.
Any verminous Foxes hereabouts will surely be suffering from an extreme case of 12 gauge 'lead-poisoning' when see them! >:(

Double o buckshot should be the natural choice Debs :y :y

 :o :o :o Have you seen the size of double o? I wouldn't want it in backside :'( :'( :'( :'(

Especially if it's then followed quickly by a solid slug  :o :o :y
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Re: Blinking Fox huggers!
« Reply #14 on: 27 May 2009, 20:38:58 »
talking of toffe nose huntsman, i a happened to see a dozen of them on a piss up wkend last wk all dressed in tweed and the other half dressed as foxes. what a sight pissed up, 1 of them was carrying a tv the others were carrying a 10 ft statue of a chef with a mechete in his hand
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