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[Varche]

Unique Service to Fed up Omega Owners

Fed up with endless problems with your Omega?

Car a money pit?

Don't want to spend anymore ?

Want to get rid of it but can't quite bring yourself to do it?

All models and engine sizes accepted

Condition immaterial, all cars will be treated equally.

ANONYMITY GUARANTEED

Look no further, my unique Omega Sanctuary Service offers the following.

Good Home with other unwanted Omegas

Dry and sunny so less rust

Holiday

Closure

Just drive down to our gaff, leave the keys and the logbook, have a few days R and R (Eating, drinking, fishing, walking, perhaps visit the Alhambra, sunbathing , swimming) and then after a short farewell service it is off to the airport for your flight home to a new life and a different car.

El Varche for Trebus Enterprises Iberian Branch

PS I may need to fine tune some of the detail  but I think I have got the basics. If I have missed anything suggestions will be welcome.

[Ghost]

How do they get to the airport? you need to run a limo service.

[nick v6]

is this a new way of stealing cars

[Gareth Lewis]

One slight problem I see .......

If the car is full of problems and not worth repairing, what chance is there of it getting to you in the first place?

[Varche]

mmm, I thought there might be a few teething problems.

Q Airport. A. That is easy either I would use my jalopy or one of the Omegas from the sanctuary -sort of like an outing..

Q "If the car is full of problems how would you drive it all that way?".  A. Part of the challenge and integral to the letting go process! Mine made it here so any other Omega could. Might need a bit of running repairs etc. You can access OOF on the move or from Internet cafes. Members on route could offer practical support.

Varche

[Pitchfork]

I suppose that at their age they'll be no good for breeding

[Gareth Lewis]

mmm, I thought there might be a few teething problems.

Q Airport. A. That is easy either I would use my jalopy or one of the Omegas from the sanctuary -sort of like an outing..

Q "If the car is full of problems how would you drive it all that way?".  A. Part of the challenge and integral to the letting go process! Mine made it here so any other Omega could. Might need a bit of running repairs etc. You can access OOF on the move or from Internet cafes. Members on route could offer practical support.

Varche

You could offer a breakdown cover service - you could bring the part we need from one of the older (broken up) migs? Or you could offer to drive as "wingman" to make sure they arrive safely?

[AndyVXR300]

May try it just for the R&R then reject the offer

[Omegatoy]

May try it just for the R&R then reject the offer

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