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waspy

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Joke
« on: 19 June 2009, 20:48:43 »
Now on sale at Ikea- Lesbian beds, there's no screwing involved, it's all tongue in groove.
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« Reply #1 on: 19 June 2009, 20:51:18 »
 ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #2 on: 19 June 2009, 20:53:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 19 June 2009, 20:54:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Will they be demostrating like they do with on their products on T.V?  ::)
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« Reply #4 on: 19 June 2009, 21:01:21 »
A man walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong."

The guy says that he just found out that his youngest son is gay.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, "What's wrong now?" To which the guy responds that he found out that his eldest son is also gay. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas.

The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?!" and the guy looks up and sneers, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"
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« Reply #5 on: 19 June 2009, 21:02:37 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Will they be demostrating like they do with on their products on T.V?  ::)

I have the DVD collection :-X
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« Reply #6 on: 19 June 2009, 21:03:36 »
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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong."

The guy says that he just found out that his youngest son is gay.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, "What's wrong now?" To which the guy responds that he found out that his eldest son is also gay. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas.

The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?!" and the guy looks up and sneers, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #7 on: 19 June 2009, 21:04:49 »
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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong."

The guy says that he just found out that his youngest son is gay.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, "What's wrong now?" To which the guy responds that he found out that his eldest son is also gay. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas.

The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?!" and the guy looks up and sneers, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"

Nice one ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #8 on: 19 June 2009, 21:05:56 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Will they be demostrating like they do with on their products on T.V?  ::)

I have the DVD collection :-X
Can I borrow it  :-?  ;)
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« Reply #9 on: 19 June 2009, 21:23:00 »
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Now on sale at Ikea- Lesbian beds, there's no screwing involved, it's all tongue in groove.

 

[smiley=tekst-toppie.gif]  I thank you sir :y :y

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« Reply #10 on: 19 June 2009, 21:24:55 »
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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong."

The guy says that he just found out that his youngest son is gay.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, "What's wrong now?" To which the guy responds that he found out that his eldest son is also gay. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas.

The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?!" and the guy looks up and sneers, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"



 ;D ;D splendid, Killer  ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #11 on: 20 June 2009, 01:26:29 »
 ;D ;Dsweet ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 20 June 2009, 01:29:15 »
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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong."

The guy says that he just found out that his youngest son is gay.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, "What's wrong now?" To which the guy responds that he found out that his eldest son is also gay. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas.

The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?!" and the guy looks up and sneers, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"

Your best yet! ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 20 June 2009, 14:46:47 »
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;D ;Dsweet ;D ;D


It is indeed the nectar of the Gods, astro 8-) 8-) 8-)
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« Reply #14 on: 20 June 2009, 21:39:07 »
Lapping it up!!!! :P
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