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[djm1964]

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.  His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.
"Johnny!"  Mom screams.  "Knock it off. You're going to break
 something."  He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to Tescos.  Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store.  He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.   Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run.  She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.   When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.  She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!  She
 calls her doctor.  The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.  Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and
 POP!  The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere.  On him, the walls,etc.
 "Doctor! Doctor!  Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a Flatulence   
 You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!
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[HolyCount]

   Tell you what. That Johnny gets into all sorts of strife !

Little Johnny and his grandfather went to the ice cream parlor one day. It was the boys 6th birthday and he was wearing his cowby outfit with toy 6 shooter, he was pretending to be the real McCoy.

The nice lady asked "do you want vanilla ice cream?, he said "well yes please, Miss"

then she asked "do you want fudge topping?" he said "well yes please, Miss"

then she asked "do you want whipped cream?" he said "well of course I do, thank you Miss"

then she asked "do you want crushed nuts?" he said "Do you want your tits blown off?"

[Vamps]

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.  His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.
"Johnny!"  Mom screams.  "Knock it off. You're going to break
 something."  He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to Tescos.  Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store.  He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.   Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run.  She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.   When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.  She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!  She
 calls her doctor.  The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.  Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and
 POP!  The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere.  On him, the walls,etc.
 "Doctor! Doctor!  Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a Flatulence   
 You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!
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Well, a bit of a chuckle..........

[crazyjoetavola]

  Tell you what. That Johnny gets into all sorts of strife !

Little Johnny and his grandfather went to the ice cream parlor one day. It was the boys 6th birthday and he was wearing his cowby outfit with toy 6 shooter, he was pretending to be the real McCoy.

The nice lady asked "do you want vanilla ice cream?, he said "well yes please, Miss"

then she asked "do you want fudge topping?" he said "well yes please, Miss"

then she asked "do you want whipped cream?" he said "well of course I do, thank you Miss"

then she asked "do you want crushed nuts?" he said "Do you want your tits blown off?"

I did smile HC