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« on: 22 June 2009, 19:05:40 »
If love is blind how come Ann summers crotchless knickers cost £45
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« Reply #1 on: 22 June 2009, 19:06:54 »
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If love is blind how come Ann summers crotchless knickers cost £45

Cos they let your fingers do the talking !!!!
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« Reply #2 on: 22 June 2009, 19:07:39 »
if all brides are beautiful where the f*ck do ugly wives come from
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« Reply #3 on: 22 June 2009, 19:11:23 »
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Yes please  :y
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« Reply #4 on: 22 June 2009, 19:11:45 »
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if all brides are beautiful where the f*ck do ugly wives come from
There is no ugly women theres just not enough alcohol :y
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« Reply #5 on: 22 June 2009, 19:12:08 »
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if all brides are beautiful where the f*ck do ugly wives come from

the same place as there mums  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 22 June 2009, 19:31:53 »
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Manchester............. ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 22 June 2009, 19:32:42 »
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If love is blind how come Ann summers crotchless knickers cost £45
Because they rely on people's embarrasment/inability to look in shops where you can buy the same crap for £10
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« Reply #8 on: 22 June 2009, 19:36:11 »
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Because they rely on people's embarrasment/inability to look in shops where you can buy the same crap for £10
I'd just take a pair of scissors to the ol' bags ones.... ;D    ...though at my age, I'd rather have a nice cup of tea instead....
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« Reply #9 on: 22 June 2009, 20:10:36 »
Sex.

I can just about remember that...............
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« Reply #10 on: 22 June 2009, 21:22:15 »
Sex, comes after five and before seven :y
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« Reply #11 on: 22 June 2009, 21:43:19 »
Isn't sex what they deliver coal in ?
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« Reply #12 on: 22 June 2009, 21:45:48 »
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Isn't sex what they deliver coal in ?
Only in the posh bits of town....   ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 22 June 2009, 21:57:28 »
Sex is what keeps you fit before marriage.....and hence why so many married men have Gym membership!
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« Reply #14 on: 22 June 2009, 22:01:03 »
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Manchester............. ;D

Liverpool........?

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