Reminds me of this old chestnut:
In an emergency ward of a hospital a patient arrived complaining of a serious back-pain. The doctor examined, and asked him, "Tell me, what happened to your back?"
The patient explains, "I came home from my night shift work early and entered my apartment this morning. I heard a noise and knew that someone and my wife were fooling around behind my back. Balcony door was open so I rushed to balcony, and saw a man running and dressing himself on the street. I grabbed the fridge and dropped it at him. That's how I strained my back."
Doctor took the second patient, who looked like someone got hit by a car
. The doctor asked him, "My previous patient sure looked horrible, but you look worst. What did you do?"
He replied, "What do I tell you doctor! After a long unemployment, today was the first day at my new found job. My alarm did not go off. I was running damn late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed simultaneously, and you won't believe doctor, but I was suddenly hit by a falling fridge."
Doctor took the third patient; He looked like someone who jumped from the plane and parachute did not open. The doctor was shocked at the events today. Again he asked, "And now what the hell is your mischief?"
"Well, I was sitting in a fridge, and someone threw it from the third floor."
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Topic: A Monday blonde joke (N.W.S.) (Read 652 times)