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Author Topic: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems  (Read 2303 times)

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Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
« Reply #15 on: 31 October 2008, 23:46:56 »
Sing a song of syphilis, a foreskin full of crabs,
Four and twenty blackheads, and a score or more of scabs.
And when the scabs were opened, the crabs began to sing.
And wasn't that a dirty thing to stick up Nellie's quim.
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Re: Skrunties sex maniac thread - Rude Songs, Rymes an
« Reply #16 on: 12 July 2009, 12:16:24 »
Hehe, just Googled something and found this thread. :o
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« Reply #17 on: 12 July 2009, 12:19:08 »
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Hehe, just Googled something and found this thread. :o

What exactly were you googling Mr. Skruntie ::) ::)
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« Reply #18 on: 12 July 2009, 12:38:43 »
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Hehe, just Googled something and found this thread. :o

What exactly were you googling Mr. Skruntie ::) ::)


certainly not his.
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Re: Skrunties sex maniac thread - Rude Songs, Rymes an
« Reply #19 on: 12 July 2009, 12:43:00 »
Mary had a little lamb
his name was trixie trollocks
he tried to jump over a barbed wire fence
and ripped off his b******s!  :D
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« Reply #20 on: 12 July 2009, 15:29:00 »
All very funny keep them coming ;D ;D :y
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Re: Skrunties sex maniac thread - Rude Songs, Rymes an
« Reply #21 on: 12 July 2009, 16:19:44 »
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck
  she put them on the mantle piece to see if the would
    f......fall off
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