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Honesty test (honestly)
« on: 23 July 2009, 22:26:41 »

This is a real tough one!!

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

 

 


THE SITUATION:

You are in  England ,  York to be specific.

There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.

This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water.

Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly, you see a man in the water.

He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar...

You suddenly realise who it is... It's Gordon Brown!


You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.


You have two options:

You can save the life of Gordon Brown or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country's most powerful men!

 
 

THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...


Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #1 on: 23 July 2009, 22:28:21 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #2 on: 23 July 2009, 22:30:12 »

Got to be the simplicity of black and white, always the best shots........ :D :D :D :y :y :y
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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #3 on: 23 July 2009, 22:31:44 »

 [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #4 on: 23 July 2009, 22:34:05 »

I use digital so can edit it to either  :y
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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #5 on: 23 July 2009, 22:35:00 »

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Got to be the simplicity of black and white, always the best shots........ :D :D :D :y :y :y


Yes I'll drink to that, come to think of it i'll drink to most thing hic!! :) :) :) :)
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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #6 on: 23 July 2009, 22:35:57 »

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I use digital so can edit it to either  :y


Ah the joys of CS4  ;)
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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #7 on: 23 July 2009, 22:39:40 »

Aren't there any new jokes this year  :-/

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« Reply #8 on: 23 July 2009, 22:56:53 »

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Aren't there any new jokes this year  :-/

;)
Christmas crackers not on sale til august,TB, ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 24 July 2009, 11:05:35 »

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Aren't there any new jokes this year  :-/

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Christmas crackers not on sale til august,TB, ;D

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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #10 on: 24 July 2009, 11:14:00 »

Coloured is politically incorrect so it has to be black and white.
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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #11 on: 24 July 2009, 12:35:09 »

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Aren't there any new jokes this year  :-/

;)
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When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?
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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #12 on: 24 July 2009, 12:40:49 »

Instead of York it could be Bournemouth at their next party conference :y
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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #13 on: 24 July 2009, 13:34:35 »

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Aren't there any new jokes this year  :-/

;)
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?
Acne will usually not come on a kid's face until around 13 or 14 years of age.

What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?
Well hung.

Why are women and condoms so similar?
Because they're either on your dick or in your wallet.

What do Americans use as contraception?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer ?
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
I repeat my original question, aren't there any new jokes this year
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Re: Honesty test (honestly)
« Reply #14 on: 24 July 2009, 13:48:07 »

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I repeat my original question, aren't there any new jokes this year
There's quite a few, but the lentil munchers on the Admin team would be doing their 'dangle berries' if I started posting them.
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