Put the BMW on ebay, went on at 22:55, it's had a bid already, 2 watchers and 1 bloke just offered me £7500 cash tomorrow by text, god I'm buzzing right now
Reserve is set at £8000 not taking no less that that to be honest, can't believe how quick that happened

I always suspected the country was full of mad idiots 

They are

Jealousy is a cruel and callous jive
I've been (un)lucky enough to have borrowed many, many exec german cars, particularly BMW (my family seems to only buy BMW). Yes, they are a good car (mostly, though a fair few 'friday afternoon' ones). BUT they are not a great car.
A 5 series is on about a par with an Omega handling wise, performance wise (for similar engine) and reliability wise.
One is an awful lot cheaper than the other, and doesn't have the "I'm a junior double glazing saleman" badge.
I agree, 20yrs ago, a BMW was something to strive for. Now, its something best avoided.