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bob.dent

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A wee Friday funny......
« on: 31 July 2009, 11:46:51 »
Scottish pilot landing at Glasgow airport forgets to turn off the main intercom. Co-pilot asks "What's the first thing you're going to do?" Pilot says "First I'm gonny dae a big shite, then ai'm gonny shag the arse aff that wee stewardess"
Horrified, the stewardess runs toward the cockpit to confront him but trips over wee auls wummins feet. The wee woman helps her up saying "take yer time hen he's gaun fur a shite first!"
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A wee Friday funny......
« Reply #1 on: 31 July 2009, 11:49:14 »
 ;D ;D ;D very, very funny Bob  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A wee Friday funny......
« Reply #2 on: 31 July 2009, 11:55:19 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: A wee Friday funny......
« Reply #3 on: 31 July 2009, 12:02:14 »
top stuff like it
 :y ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A wee Friday funny......
« Reply #4 on: 31 July 2009, 12:18:20 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A wee Friday funny......
« Reply #5 on: 31 July 2009, 12:52:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A wee Friday funny......
« Reply #6 on: 31 July 2009, 13:12:55 »
Good one mate [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: A wee Friday funny......
« Reply #7 on: 01 August 2009, 19:07:58 »
A new take on foreplay! ::)
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