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Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
« on: 04 August 2009, 19:06:38 »
Come on then, this will be interesting.  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
« Reply #1 on: 04 August 2009, 19:16:43 »
what? apart from the ability to drive?
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« Reply #2 on: 04 August 2009, 19:49:41 »
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what? apart from the ability to drive?

and parrallel park :P
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Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
« Reply #3 on: 04 August 2009, 19:59:00 »
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and parrallel park :P
;D ;D ;D :P :P
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Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
« Reply #4 on: 04 August 2009, 20:09:34 »
Pull anything with a tow bar. apart from the car that was parked behind them
or Keep there eyes and mind on the road.
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« Reply #5 on: 04 August 2009, 20:13:04 »
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and parrallel park :P

And read maps! ;)
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Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
« Reply #6 on: 04 August 2009, 20:22:14 »
Throw a ball , just never looks right ! ;D
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Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
« Reply #7 on: 04 August 2009, 20:31:27 »
pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?!  ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #8 on: 04 August 2009, 20:33:42 »
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pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?!  ::) ::) ::)

I wasnt brave enough to put that one down Lol ;D ;D
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Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
« Reply #9 on: 04 August 2009, 20:38:45 »
service repair and maintain anything mechanical.........

opps some of us can and better then some men ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
« Reply #10 on: 04 August 2009, 20:39:16 »
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pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?!  ::) ::) ::)

I wasnt brave enough to put that one down Lol ;D ;D



are you sure about that................ ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 04 August 2009, 20:39:38 »
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service repair and maintain anything mechanical.........

opps some of us can and better then some men ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Good one  :y :y :y
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« Reply #12 on: 04 August 2009, 20:47:41 »
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pee standing up

 :o `Though many have tried.....

.....but not successfully :-[
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« Reply #13 on: 04 August 2009, 21:04:17 »
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pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?!  ::) ::) ::)

I wasnt brave enough to put that one down Lol ;D ;D



are you sure about that................ ;D ;D ;D ;D


Well to much of a gentleman :y
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Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
« Reply #14 on: 04 August 2009, 21:11:04 »
They can't scratch their nuts when they get up in the morning ;D
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