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Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
« Reply #15 on: 05 August 2009, 11:37:28 »
Understand a woman
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Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
« Reply #16 on: 05 August 2009, 11:39:50 »
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Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
« Reply #17 on: 05 August 2009, 12:17:46 »
Bleed for seven days without dieing ;)
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Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
« Reply #18 on: 05 August 2009, 12:21:51 »
Listen..........
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Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
« Reply #19 on: 05 August 2009, 12:27:32 »
Be women!!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Simples!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
« Reply #20 on: 05 August 2009, 13:08:41 »
1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they’ll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.

2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.

3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn't count either, boys.

4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.

5. Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.


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Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
« Reply #21 on: 05 August 2009, 14:03:22 »
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1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they’ll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.

2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.

3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn't count either, boys.

4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.

5. Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.


Bev :y

Very true Bev, although I've never used a GPS or SatNav and regularly stop and ask for directions if I'm unsure where I'm going.
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Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
« Reply #22 on: 05 August 2009, 18:54:55 »
They can do that thing where they wrap a towel around their head when they get out of the shower. How do they do that? it always falls off when I try!
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« Reply #23 on: 05 August 2009, 19:23:05 »
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Bleed for seven days without dieing ;)

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Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
« Reply #24 on: 05 August 2009, 19:47:34 »
I asked my wife that question and she said "not a lot" , then thumpt me , thanks for that ---JK :'(
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« Reply #25 on: 06 August 2009, 12:43:00 »
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Bleed for seven days without dieing ;)

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« Reply #26 on: 06 August 2009, 12:49:40 »
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They can do that thing where they wrap a towel around their head when they get out of the shower. How do they do that? it always falls off when I try!


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