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Oh dear!
« on: 07 August 2009, 02:45:22 »
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.



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Re: Oh dear!
« Reply #1 on: 07 August 2009, 06:53:50 »
Early signs of dementia perhaps ?
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« Reply #2 on: 07 August 2009, 07:09:35 »
did they name the tune?....a new form of pub quiz... your a genius. :-)
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« Reply #3 on: 07 August 2009, 08:24:13 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 07 August 2009, 08:27:07 »
me and the missus are sat here with tears streaming down our face with laughter ;D ;D
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Re: Oh dear!
« Reply #5 on: 07 August 2009, 08:41:33 »
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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.




Genius ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Oh dear!
« Reply #6 on: 07 August 2009, 10:03:39 »
you put your foot ( or fart ) well and truely in it there mate :y
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Re: Oh dear!
« Reply #7 on: 07 August 2009, 11:29:12 »
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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.



Yikes!  Was it classical music? :D
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Re: Oh dear!
« Reply #8 on: 07 August 2009, 11:35:48 »
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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.



Yikes!  Was it classical music? :D

Classical s**** ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 07 August 2009, 11:39:42 »
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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.



Yikes! Was it classical music? :D

Classical Gas... ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 07 August 2009, 11:51:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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