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Geriatric Romance (joke)
« on: 07 August 2009, 22:42:38 »
Old Tam had been an item with Wee Aggie at he old folks home for several years when without any warning he announced that he was finishing with her.

Wee Aggie was quite shocked at the sudden announcement and, with a tear in her eye, asked him why?

Well said Old Tam, I am going to be seeing Big Betty in room 13.

Ohh Tam! said Wee Aggie, you can't, she is fat, pot ugly and smelly!

Aye, said Tam, but she has Parkinsons!!!! ;) ;) :D :D



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Re: Geriatric Romance (joke)
« Reply #1 on: 07 August 2009, 23:09:20 »
Think I must have missed something..... :-[ ::) :-/
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Re: Geriatric Romance (joke)
« Reply #2 on: 07 August 2009, 23:11:15 »
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Think I must have missed something..... :-[ ::) :-/
Completely non PC but, imagine the Coffee Beans hand signals of old.....   ::)   8-) :)
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Re: Geriatric Romance (joke)
« Reply #3 on: 07 August 2009, 23:19:23 »
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Think I must have missed something..... :-[ ::) :-/
Completely non PC but, imagine the Coffee Beans hand signals of old.....   ::)   8-) :)

Well explained.  :y
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« Reply #4 on: 07 August 2009, 23:21:37 »
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Think I must have missed something..... :-[ ::) :-/
Completely non PC but, imagine the Coffee Beans hand signals of old.....   ::)   8-) :)

Got you ::)   :-X
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Re: Geriatric Romance (joke)
« Reply #5 on: 08 August 2009, 13:24:13 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;)
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