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Objectum sexuality?
« on: 07 August 2009, 22:53:07 »
Many women are having a love affair with non human mechanical objects.... this takes the biscuit.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

 :o :o
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Re: Objectum sexuality?
« Reply #1 on: 07 August 2009, 22:58:55 »
Hardly surprising. Probably the first ride she's had. ::)
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Re: Objectum sexuality?
« Reply #2 on: 07 August 2009, 23:06:35 »
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Hardly surprising. Probably the first ride she's had. ::)
Could be worse she could look like susan boyle :D :D
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Re: Objectum sexuality?
« Reply #3 on: 07 August 2009, 23:08:58 »
Blimey!  Wouldn't like to go home to that with an opened wage packet!!! :-[ :-[
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Re: Objectum sexuality?
« Reply #4 on: 07 August 2009, 23:12:48 »
Wots wrong with Susan Boyle?  She's Scottish and quite attractive if you're into older women!! :y
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Re: Objectum sexuality?
« Reply #5 on: 07 August 2009, 23:34:40 »
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Many women are having a love affair with non human mechanical objects.... this takes the biscuit.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

 :o :o


...is this a justifiable reaction?......



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« Reply #6 on: 08 August 2009, 00:40:56 »
She needs a good shrink not a wedding certificate!
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Re: Objectum sexuality?
« Reply #7 on: 08 August 2009, 09:33:25 »
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She needs a good shrink not a wedding certificate!
You're not suggesting she's overweight are you?  :D
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Re: Objectum sexuality?
« Reply #8 on: 08 August 2009, 10:06:57 »
"I'm not hurting anyone and it's part of who I am"

Yep. A raving rather loonie. :)
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« Reply #9 on: 08 August 2009, 10:32:37 »
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She needs a good shrink not a wedding certificate!
You're not suggesting she's overweight are you?  :D



 ;D ;D ;D very good Chris :y :y
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« Reply #10 on: 08 August 2009, 11:14:16 »
We are not all like that!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Apart from knowing that men can be devious, cheating no good for nothing bastards, most of us love them!!!! :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)
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Re: Objectum sexuality?
« Reply #11 on: 08 August 2009, 11:33:55 »
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We are not all like that!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Apart from knowing that men can be devious, cheating no good for nothing bastards, most of us love them!!!! :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)



....and there was me thinking I'd crept under the radar ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Objectum sexuality?
« Reply #12 on: 08 August 2009, 18:02:28 »
..... and I wondered why I felt amorous around our electric corkscrew.    :-*
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Re: Objectum sexuality?
« Reply #13 on: 08 August 2009, 18:13:24 »
 She,s OK just gone off the rails a bit :D
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Re: Objectum sexuality?
« Reply #14 on: 08 August 2009, 18:30:09 »
I believe in the US you have to pay for 'Counciling sessions' don't you ?.

Who ever treats her will probably think Christmas has come early !!!!  ::)  ;D

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