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« on: 12 August 2009, 18:41:36 »
Just had the bible bashers at the front door,the guy said do you believe in god.I said yes,i know alot about god.First of all hes white,the guy said how do you know that.I said god said[ you are what you are],if he was black ,he would have said[ you iz what you iz]. Also god invented the motorcycle,the guy said how do you work that one out.I said we all know mosses came down the hill on his triumph ;D ;D ;D :y P.S Don't think they will be calling again ::)
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 15 August 2009, 03:44:36 »
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Just had the bible bashers at the front door,the guy said do you believe in god.I said yes,i know alot about god.First of all hes white,the guy said how do you know that.I said god said[ you are what you are],if he was black ,he would have said[ you iz what you iz]. Also god invented the motorcycle,the guy said how do you work that one out.I said we all know mosses came down the hill on his triumph ;D ;D ;D :y P.S Don't think they will be calling again ::)
Funny or not funny  :P
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 15 August 2009, 12:06:00 »
Its not as bad as the last one, but there is room for improvement [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

i'll get my coat :-/
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: 15 August 2009, 12:45:36 »
Keep on moggy - we need them ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: 15 August 2009, 15:54:25 »
 ;D ;D ;D

Loved it moggy mate  :y
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« Reply #5 on: 15 August 2009, 16:03:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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