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Del Boy

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Couple of crap but funny jokes
« on: 15 August 2009, 16:30:11 »
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me something smells.

What starts with P ends in E, and has thousands of letters in it?
Post Office.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him.

 :D :D :D

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Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
« Reply #1 on: 15 August 2009, 16:34:47 »
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What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me something smells.

What starts with P ends in E, and has thousands of letters in it?
Post Office.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him.

 :D :D :D


Crap but funny? 50% right.
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Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
« Reply #2 on: 15 August 2009, 16:53:46 »
very funny ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
« Reply #3 on: 15 August 2009, 17:15:25 »
 ;D ;D ;D very good, Del :y :y :y
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Lizzie_Zoom

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Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
« Reply #4 on: 15 August 2009, 17:30:14 »
The simple ones are usually the best!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
« Reply #5 on: 15 August 2009, 17:35:11 »
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What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me something smells.

What starts with P ends in E, and has thousands of letters in it?
Post Office.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him.

 :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
« Reply #6 on: 15 August 2009, 18:12:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D

Loved it LSG  :y
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