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djm1964

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Saturdays rib tickler
« on: 15 August 2009, 20:17:48 »

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She found the most perfect shoes in the first shop,and a beautiful dress in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced 50 percent, when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in a critical condition and was in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to tell her husband that she'd be there as soon as possible.

When she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever shopping in these boutiques, so she decided to just look in two or three more before heading to the hospital.

Anyhow she ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself shopping, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it's likely be the last shopping trip you will ever make! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And he will now be your responsibility!'

The woman felt so guilty she broke down and cried and cried.

 
 
The lady doctor then laughed and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.'
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Re: Saturdays rib tickler
« Reply #1 on: 15 August 2009, 20:24:43 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Damn! That was good  :y :y
Cheers mate
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Re: Saturdays rib tickler
« Reply #2 on: 15 August 2009, 20:35:56 »

that is so like real life ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  8-) 8-) 8-) ;) ;) 
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Re: Saturdays rib tickler
« Reply #3 on: 16 August 2009, 00:24:02 »

 ;D ;D It tickled me all right, Dave ;D :y :y
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Re: Saturdays rib tickler
« Reply #4 on: 16 August 2009, 00:51:39 »

 ;D
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Re: Saturdays rib tickler
« Reply #5 on: 16 August 2009, 01:11:47 »

Cant be bothered with long jokes ::) but that was a good one... ;D ;D ;D
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