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[Big Fra]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

[Darth Loo-knee]

C-3PO would win I reckon

[Nickbat]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well! 

[Darth Loo-knee]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well! 

I am sure Cameron would do just fine 

[Nickbat]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well! 

I am sure Cameron would do just fine 

Doh!

Here comes a sleepless night! 

[Big Fra]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well! 

I am sure Cameron would do just fine 

Bawdeep? :-? 8-)

[Richie London]

when in the pub with my x if i turned my head and looked one way my x would do the same, or if i looked at another woman across the room it would be whos that ol slapper. but if i spoke to another woman she would be by my side holding my hand quicker than a porsche on nitro 

[Kevin Wood]

C-3PO would win I reckon

Naah! His limbs keep falling off...

Kevin

[LJay]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!!

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!!

Absolutely right Ljay!!

Who in their right mind wants to enter that scary place??

 

[LJay]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!!

Absolutely right Ljay!!

Who in their right mind wants to enter that scary place??

 

I can honestly say from bitter experience that my husbands mind is a VERY scary place, not somewhere I wish to venture very often!!!!!

[Dishevelled Den]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!!

I wonder what the best means of approach would be

[LJay]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!!

I wonder what the best means of approach would be

Been wondering that for some time!!!

[webby23]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!!

I wonder what the best means of approach would be

Means of approach...........

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........

 

[Dishevelled Den]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!!

I wonder what the best means of approach would be

Means of approach...........

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........