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[LJay]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!!

I wonder what the best means of approach would be

Means of approach...........

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........

 

Oh but I would!

[Big Fra]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!!

I wonder what the best means of approach would be

Means of approach...........

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........

 

Oh but I would!

You're painting some picture about yourself ljay.

[Dishevelled Den]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!!

I wonder what the best means of approach would be

Means of approach...........

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........

 

Oh but I would!

Hellooo 8-) 8-) 8-)

[LJay]

Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 

I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!!

I wonder what the best means of approach would be

Means of approach...........

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........

 

Oh but I would!

You're painting some picture about yourself ljay.

Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!!

[Dishevelled Den]

Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!!

 

[Dishevelled Den]

Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

[LJay]

Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!!

 

Wouldn't want him to venture into unknown territory!!!

[LJay]

Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!!

[Dishevelled Den]

Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!!

 

Wouldn't want him to venture into unknown territory!!!

Yes, there is a very fine dividing line I must admit

[Dishevelled Den]

Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!!

Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful?

[LJay]

Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!!

Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful?

[/highlight]

cured me of my technophobia!





not done much for my battery addiction though!

[Dishevelled Den]

Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!!

Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful?

[/highlight]

cured me of my technophobia!





not done much for my battery addiction though!

That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels

[LJay]

Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!!

Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful?

[/highlight]

cured me of my technophobia!





not done much for my battery addiction though!

That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels

Pardon you!!!

[Dishevelled Den]

Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!!

Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful?

[/highlight]

cured me of my technophobia!





not done much for my battery addiction though!

That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels

Pardon you!!!

Thank you Maam

[LJay]

Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!!

Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful?

[/highlight]

cured me of my technophobia!





not done much for my battery addiction though!

That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels

Pardon you!!!

Thank you Maam

Did you burp or have you swallowed a dictionary??