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[HolyCount]

Blonde takes her car into the local garage, coughing and spluttering.
After 20 minutes the mechanic has it running like a dream.
The blonde, wanting to improve her mechanical knowledge asks, "What did you do ?"
The mechanic, not wanting to confuse her says, "Oh, nothing really, just crap in the carburetor"
So the blonde asks, "How often do I have to do that?" 

[KillerWatt]

Jim Davidson......Circus Tavern....sometime in the very early eighties......only difference was the blonde was called "Chalkie"

[HolyCount]

Jim Davidson......Circus Tavern....sometime in the very early eighties......only difference was the blonde was called "Chalkie"

Coo -- you have a good memory    Haven't seen JD in quite a while .

[KillerWatt]

Jim Davidson......Circus Tavern....sometime in the very early eighties......only difference was the blonde was called "Chalkie"

Coo -- you have a good memory    Haven't seen JD in quite a while .

Saw him live at the time the joke was first cracked HC.

Funny as fook then....and funny as fook now.


PS
To all the left wing, limp wristed, lentil muncher, do-gooders who think there is something in the above statement........go fook yourselves.
It wasn't racist then, and it ain't racist now.

[Debs.]

Blonde takes her car into the local garage, coughing and spluttering.
After 20 minutes the mechanic has it running like a dream.
The blonde, wanting to improve her mechanical knowledge asks, "What did you do ?"
The mechanic, not wanting to confuse her says, "Oh, nothing really, just crap in the carburetor"
So the blonde asks, "How often do I have to do that?" 

Awww......did she have a cold?  :-/

[mantahatch]

Jim Davidson......Circus Tavern....sometime in the very early eighties......only difference was the blonde was called "Chalkie"

Coo -- you have a good memory    Haven't seen JD in quite a while .

Saw him live at the time the joke was first cracked HC.

Funny as fook then....and funny as fook now.


PS
To all the left wing, limp wristed, lentil muncher, do-gooders who think there is something in the above statement........go fook yourselves.
It wasn't racist then, and it ain't racist now.

Agreed, Jim in his early days was brilliant, lost it when he ha to tone it down in my opinion, but then so did quite a few others. nick nick

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Not another blonde joke!!

Bloody funny though!!

[Turk]

Blonde takes her car into the local garage, coughing and spluttering.
After 20 minutes the mechanic has it running like a dream.
The blonde, wanting to improve her mechanical knowledge asks, "What did you do ?"
The mechanic, not wanting to confuse her says, "Oh, nothing really, just crap in the carburetor"
So the blonde asks, "How often do I have to do that?" 

Awww......did she have a cold?  :-/

  (groan) 

[Bent valve]

Jim Davidson......Circus Tavern....sometime in the very early eighties......only difference was the blonde was called "Chalkie"

If I remember correctly it was Chalkies Vauxhall Velox.. and they did have a Nice downdraught carb big enough to crap in!

[Mr Skrunts]

Loved the Chalkie jokes with Jim D.  Love it when he did panto )Cinderella) and his little mate used to get pissed.

 

[Mr Skrunts]

Here you go

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iovn33lMDts[/media]


Charlie Drake, couldnt remember his name in last post   

[I_want_an_Omega]