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I_want_an_Omega

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Joke
« on: 21 August 2009, 07:49:42 »

father walks into a restaurant with his young
son.
He gives the young boy 3 pennies to play with
to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue
in the face. The father realizes
the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts
slapping him on the back..

The boy coughs up 2 of the pennies, but keeps
choking Looking at
his son, the father is panicking, shouting for
help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking
woman, in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar
reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she
looks up, puts her coffee cup
down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it
on the counter, gets up
from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his
pants; takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and
twist, gently at first and then
ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and
coughs up the last penny, which the woman
deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman
hands the penny to the father and
walks back to her seat at the coffee bar
without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered
no ill effects, the father
rushes over
to the woman and starts thanking her saying,” I’ve
never seen
anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a doctor? "


'No,' the woman replied. I'm with
the Inland Revenue’
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 21 August 2009, 08:00:52 »

Very good!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 21 August 2009, 08:48:53 »

Brilliant!
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 21 August 2009, 09:51:11 »

 ;D ;D splendid ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 21 August 2009, 13:12:06 »

......and very true!  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 21 August 2009, 13:17:09 »

Excellent stuff.  ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 21 August 2009, 15:36:11 »

How very true!!  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #7 on: 21 August 2009, 17:42:29 »

Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Joke
« Reply #8 on: 21 August 2009, 20:05:54 »

So funny, so very very true!! ;D ;D ::)
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« Reply #9 on: 21 August 2009, 20:25:16 »

Fantastic ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #10 on: 21 August 2009, 22:45:25 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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