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[Richie London]

A new supermarket has opened in Sydney. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and sausages.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Stienlarger beer.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cakes.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore

[Dishevelled Den]

  a wise move 

[mantagte]

  ;Dvery good

[Lizzie_Zoom]

 

[Gaffers]

It's probably great fun to buy your durex from there though, eh? 

[Del Boy]

 

[Omegadoha, Desert Member]

good indeed. 

[dbug]

Toilet humour 

[Big Fra]

Very good!

[Ziad]