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[Vamps]

Are you ever going to let me for get that Mike . I make one smallish mistake . To be fare though Mike swmbo hasn't let me forget it either .TALK ABOUT HEN PECKED  and that just off Vamps   

I still get reminded of the time I only notice her new hair do a couple of days later, because I noticed the appointment on the calendar.....
Got to keep my wits about me at the moment, big wedding coming up next weekend and several appointments for various things, 2 for hair 1 for eyes + daughter's appointments. The first were experimental, the second for real.  Got to keep her happy, tis her eldest son getting married.  Oh and the cost, and the outfits, hats and shoes, I will be encouraging my daughter to elope......

[zippo]

forgive me for being a bit stupid ,but what can be done to a woman/girls eyes . :question :question

[Vamps]

forgive me for being a bit stupid ,but what can be done to a woman/girls eyes . :question :question

Eye lashes and, not sure, but cost about £20 a go...

How you doing anyway? nice to see you up and about

[zippo]

forgive me for being a bit stupid ,but what can be done to a woman/girls eyes . :question :question

Eye lashes and, not sure, but cost about £20 a go...

How you doing anyway? nice to see you up and about

I'm doing alright at the mo ,thanks for asking .How the ladies spending your money at a rapid rate i hope . Told my daughter she cant get wed until Ive had a VXR8 long enough to warrant having shares in petrol company.
               How have you been getting on Mike ,no problems i hope
                  Daz

[Vamps]

forgive me for being a bit stupid ,but what can be done to a woman/girls eyes . :question :question

Eye lashes and, not sure, but cost about £20 a go...

How you doing anyway? nice to see you up and about

I'm doing alright at the mo ,thanks for asking .How the ladies spending your money at a rapid rate i hope . Told my daughter she cant get wed until Ive had a VXR8 long enough to warrant having shares in petrol company.
               How have you been getting on Mike ,no problems i hope
                  Daz

Know how you feel Daz, I tell my daughter she can't have a boyfriend till she is 35...   she doesn't believe me
I have my up's and downs recent down but on an up at the moment so long may it last. Bought a push bike to try and get some more exercise, daughter wants to go on bike rides which is great, but does not understand that I can't take her on 'proper bike rides like her brother' gradually building them up, takes me ages to recover from each one, but can only get better.  Seems we are going out in the morning

[zippo]

chuffed your on the up at the mo,my daughter's grounded until she's 30 may be longer if I'm in a bad mood .At the moment boys are stupid ,so i think I'm alright for a while .. my son though
that's a laugh a second He brought his first girlfriend to see us on tuesday ,Ive never seen any one blush so much her not me. Nice kid though
  enjoy the bike ride matey,  small steps and all that 

[doog]

I found a discarded needle in front of my house again today.
I used to live in a nice area before my new neighbours moved in.
rather diabetics. 

MY daughter's a Type 1 Insulin dependant Diabetic - Not Funny!

so are 2 of my mates and they thought it was funny. was not meant to offend but light humour, but im sure you know that. nearly all jokes are about someone or something regarding someone so i guess jokes should be banned in case it offends anyone.  ok

made me laugh
sorry guys   8-)

Doug