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Flowers
« on: 24 August 2009, 19:29:40 »
Two young ladies were sitting in a living room gossiping and sipping tea when one of them looks out of the window. "Aw how romantic! There's your boyfriend coming home carrying a big bouquet of flowers!"

"Damn, not again!" says her friend glumly.
"What's wrong with that! a lovely bouquet of flowers! I wish my hubby was that romantic" replies her bemused friend.
"Oh nothing" says the first, "It just means that I have to spend all night on my back with my legs open"
The other girl thinks for a while. "...surely you've got a vase!"
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Re: Flowers
« Reply #1 on: 24 August 2009, 19:32:40 »
That's a good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Flowers
« Reply #2 on: 24 August 2009, 20:05:08 »
 They are definately getting worse!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Flowers
« Reply #3 on: 24 August 2009, 20:06:56 »
Poor flowers [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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« Reply #4 on: 24 August 2009, 20:11:57 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Flowers
« Reply #5 on: 24 August 2009, 20:40:34 »
 ;D ;D ;D I could eat  ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D :y
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