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albitz

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Re: My Mother In Law...
« Reply #15 on: 27 August 2009, 22:18:47 »
Have we slipped into a 1970,s sitcom in a parallel universe. ;D :D
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« Reply #16 on: 28 August 2009, 08:52:46 »
Lol, I carried out my community service last week.....took my parents and the mother in law away for a week.

The mother in law asked why we had chosen to take her to Bridport, I replied, it was chosen for you, its on the Jurassic coast so we know you will feel quite a home!
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« Reply #17 on: 28 August 2009, 10:02:18 »
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Lol, I carried out my community service last week.....took my parents and the mother in law away for a week.

The mother in law asked why we had chosen to take her to Bridport, I replied, it was chosen for you, its on the Jurassic coast so we know you will feel quite a home!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #18 on: 28 August 2009, 10:03:44 »
Now Les Dawson, there was a great comic talent!! 8-) 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)

Sorely missed :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(.  Who could get close to him now for that level of comic talent? ::) ::)
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« Reply #19 on: 28 August 2009, 10:10:08 »
Good morning Lizzie .
There are a few on here  ;)
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« Reply #20 on: 28 August 2009, 10:12:54 »
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Good morning Lizzie .
There are a few on here  ;)


Morning LFF! :-*

Yes, there certainly are some right comics on here.....! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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« Reply #21 on: 28 August 2009, 10:19:44 »
To quote Bob Monkhouse

"I used to tell people I wanted to be a comic.............there not laughing now"  ;D ;)
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« Reply #22 on: 28 August 2009, 10:25:51 »
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To quote Bob Monkhouse

"I used to tell people I wanted to be a comic.............there not laughing now"  ;D ;)


Yep, another one of that era's comedy geniuses!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #23 on: 28 August 2009, 15:19:09 »
Here is another good one though not about the Mother's in law

NEWS FLASH: Friday evening. A notorious murderer has just escaped from Texas State Prison. Police advise members of the public that they should not approach him at any costs, but report any sightings to their nearest police station.
NEWS FLASH: Saturday afternoon. The convict who escaped from Texas State Prison late Friday evening is safely back in custody after surrendering himself to police early this morning.
When asked why he gave himself up after his first taste of freedom for twelve years, the con replied, "When I finally got home, the first thing my wife asked me was, 'Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago'."
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