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Nickbat

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Disgusting
« on: 31 August 2009, 19:44:15 »
Ugh! How can anyone write this sort of thing?  :o



Glad they did, though. I haven't laughed so much in ages!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

http://www.derbygripe.co.uk/oddsocks/turd.htm
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #1 on: 31 August 2009, 19:47:43 »
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Ugh! How can anyone write this sort of thing?  :o
Sounds like a load of s*it to me...where's scatman john when you need him eh?  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 31 August 2009, 19:47:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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just need to tax the tank now:)

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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #3 on: 31 August 2009, 19:48:57 »
it's a load of crap if you ask me
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« Reply #4 on: 31 August 2009, 19:55:18 »
really enjoyed clicking on that while eating my chinese. 20 quid down the pan  ;D ;D
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #5 on: 31 August 2009, 20:12:28 »
PMSL, I havent seen that one since Iraq, we printed it out and crossed off each type until we had a full-house....... jeez we were bored!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #6 on: 31 August 2009, 20:12:51 »
Maybe it says something about me, but thank you Nick, I haven't laughed so much for ages ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 31 August 2009, 20:15:46 »
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Maybe it says something about me, but thank you Nick, I haven't laughed so much for ages ;D ;D ;D

It's because we will forget to take the dogs out, forget to do the ironing, forget to pay the milkman but we all remember having done each one of those turds once in our lives  ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #8 on: 31 August 2009, 20:17:17 »
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Maybe it says something about me, but thank you Nick, I haven't laughed so much for ages ;D ;D ;D

It's because we will forget to take the dogs out, forget to do the ironing, forget to pay the milkman but we all remember having done each one of those turds once in our lives  ;D ;D ;D :y :y

I see the old 'Guinness splatter' wasn't included. ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 31 August 2009, 20:19:31 »
I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
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« Reply #10 on: 31 August 2009, 20:24:04 »
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
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Been there, fallen over it!

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« Reply #11 on: 31 August 2009, 20:26:01 »
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P

Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 31 August 2009, 20:27:33 »
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P

They did miss your turd LJay......

The unfortunately positioned turd
When you fall over something trivial, say a tent-peg, and hope there was noone watching or worse someone with a camera, the humiliation is final when you stand up and realise fido marked his territory where you were sat!


Purely fiction but that would have been class  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #13 on: 31 August 2009, 20:28:38 »
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P

Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman. ;D ;D ;D

Ok, now I'm intrigued! In your mind, what am I???? :-? ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 31 August 2009, 20:29:32 »
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P

They did miss your turd LJay......

The unfortunately positioned turd
When you fall over something trivial, say a tent-peg, and hope there was noone watching or worse someone with a camera, the humiliation is final when you stand up and realise fido marked his territory where you were sat!


Purely fiction but that would have been class  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ::) ::) ::)

Fantastic!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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