Do remember the prerequisite for being a harley owner in the UK, you must have grey hair and be over 65 years of age to ride a harley here.
Dunno about that, but I do know they come with heated grips as standard so your fingers don't get cold when you are pushing them home.
Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert petrol into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower.
Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?
The other 5% actually made it home.
Is it true that Harleys are pussy magnets?
Yes, but only if the pussy has a steel plate in her head.
What's the cheapest way to get another 50 BHP from your Harley?
Trade it in on a Kawasaki.
Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?
They're afraid to lean over that far
How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.
Why don't Harley owners smile?
Once you realized you got conned into paying £15,000 for an outdated piece of s**t, would YOU be smiling?