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moron brown & the camel [rude joke!]
« on: 06 September 2009, 22:51:06 »

gaddafi sent gordon brown a camel as a thank you for the prisoner release, so brown thinks it would be an idea to ride on it to westminister for a day for a publicity stunt, anyhow when he gets there he ties it to a railing & goes in,
when he comes out the camel has gone!, so he telephones the police who come straight out to investigate,
after taking all the details the copper says "oh by the way mr brown could you tell me what sex the camel was?",,,,,,so brown thinks for a quite a while & suddenly says "it was male definately" so the copper says "are you sure sir?" & brown says "oh yes because when i was riding along all people were shouting LOOK AT THE PR*CK ON THAT CAMEL" ;D ;D
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Re: moron brown & the camel [rude joke!]
« Reply #1 on: 06 September 2009, 22:58:12 »

There is an alternative ending, but the Camel is female and the punchlinne is a very rude 4 letter word. ;)
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Re: moron brown & the camel [rude joke!]
« Reply #2 on: 06 September 2009, 23:00:03 »

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There is an alternative ending, but the Camel is female and the punchlinne is a very rude 4 letter word. ;)
i know but thought it too risky,,,how thoughtful of me ;D
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Re: moron brown & the camel [rude joke!]
« Reply #3 on: 06 September 2009, 23:01:58 »

I suspected as much. :y ;D
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Re: moron brown & the camel [rude joke!]
« Reply #4 on: 06 September 2009, 23:04:04 »

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There is an alternative ending, but the Camel is female and the punchlinne is a very rude 4 letter word. ;)
i know but thought it too risky,,,how thoughtful of me ;D


Yes, very thoughtful. We're sensitive souls on here!
 ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: moron brown & the camel [rude joke!]
« Reply #5 on: 06 September 2009, 23:06:36 »

Either ending, but especially the latter one, is easily a 4 grinner ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: moron brown & the camel [rude joke!]
« Reply #6 on: 07 September 2009, 07:57:59 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D any ending will do.
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Re: moron brown & the camel [rude joke!]
« Reply #7 on: 07 September 2009, 08:10:11 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  agreed, either endeind is appropriate.
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