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Re: looks like im single again....
« Reply #30 on: 14 September 2009, 20:00:00 »
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Give her some breathing space
'dangle berries' to that.

I'd go & do the mother (and the sister if she has one), and then tell her that both were better in the sack than she was.

However insensitive and inappropriate, that nearly made me spit my dinner  ;D
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« Reply #31 on: 14 September 2009, 20:02:49 »
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Give her some breathing space
'dangle berries' to that.

I'd go & do the mother (and the sister if she has one), and then tell her that both were better in the sack than she was.

However insensitive and inappropriate, that nearly made me spit my dinner  ;D
That's another thing to throw at the bitch....you point out that she spits and her mother & sister swallow at the same time when you have them on a double act!

Whether it's true or not is neither here nor there, but a statement like that is guaranteed to give the bitch a complex  ;D
« Last Edit: 14 September 2009, 20:03:35 by KillerWatt »
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Re: looks like im single again....
« Reply #32 on: 14 September 2009, 20:04:35 »
Most folk enjoy & need a marriage/relationship which is fine. Please understand that what you find close & comfy some of us (Myself & Tunnie) find claustrophobic, i've tried it a few times & it's too restrictive for me. After the loved up honeymoon period i feel really uncomfortable with domestic life & yearn for my own environment again. I still indulge in the occasional dalliance & in doing so have found many women are the same, it's not just a bloke thing.
    Anyway i hope things work out, Guy. :y
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« Reply #33 on: 14 September 2009, 20:12:36 »
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Give her some breathing space
'dangle berries' to that.

I'd go & do the mother (and the sister if she has one), and then tell her that both were better in the sack than she was.

 ;D

KillerWatt I start to like your style ;D :y
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« Reply #34 on: 14 September 2009, 20:17:45 »
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Most folk enjoy & need a marriage/relationship which is fine. Please understand that what you find close & comfy some of us (Myself & Tunnie) find claustrophobic, i've tried it a few times & it's too restrictive for me. After the loved up honeymoon period i feel really uncomfortable with domestic life & yearn for my own environment again. I still indulge in the occasional dalliance & in doing so have found many women are the same, it's not just a bloke thing.
    Anyway i hope things work out, Guy. :y

With this month i've lived by my self for nine years & i too enjoy the peace & quiet it brings :) Now i feel the time's right for a change. In the nine years i have had relationships, but the right one to live with has never arrived :-/
Liz is quite special & one in a million (probably, because she's too old for the monthly NIGHT MARE [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif])
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« Reply #35 on: 14 September 2009, 20:52:07 »
An appropriate song ?...........
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTZVSUNkWTg[/media]

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« Reply #36 on: 14 September 2009, 20:59:40 »
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Give her some breathing space
'dangle berries' to that.

I'd go & do the mother (and the sister if she has one), and then tell her that both were better in the sack than she was.

 ;D

KillerWatt I start to like your style ;D :y

Brilliant  :y
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Re: looks like im single again....
« Reply #37 on: 14 September 2009, 21:21:24 »
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How the hell can a car or bike replace a woman?

Much as I like working on cars i'd much rather be working on a woman!


Very easily!
Very, very easily !!! ;D
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« Reply #38 on: 14 September 2009, 21:24:01 »
Erm..

A replacement for a woman is another woman

not something on wheels ;D

but who knows what troubles will follow after :-/
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« Reply #39 on: 14 September 2009, 21:24:44 »
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How the hell can a car or bike replace a woman?

Much as I like working on cars i'd much rather be working on a woman!


Very easily!
Very, very easily !!! ;D
Sounds like he hasnt experienced bikes. ;) ;D ;D
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« Reply #40 on: 14 September 2009, 21:28:28 »
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How the hell can a car or bike replace a woman?

Much as I like working on cars i'd much rather be working on a woman!


Very easily!
Very, very easily !!! ;D
Sounds like he hasnt experienced bikes. ;) ;D ;D

Very true! I just learnt for a bit of fun, now hooked.
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Re: looks like im single again....
« Reply #41 on: 14 September 2009, 21:28:59 »
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An appropriate song ?...........
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTZVSUNkWTg[/media]

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Nah....THIS ONE !!!  :y http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZcs4eLJ7EI&feature=related
..but fair doos, that's a cracking live version of "Here I go again"  :y
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Re: looks like im single again....
« Reply #42 on: 14 September 2009, 21:46:39 »
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Most folk enjoy & need a marriage/relationship which is fine. Please understand that what you find close & comfy some of us (Myself & Tunnie) find claustrophobic, i've tried it a few times & it's too restrictive for me. After the loved up honeymoon period i feel really uncomfortable with domestic life & yearn for my own environment again. I still indulge in the occasional dalliance & in doing so have found many women are the same, it's not just a bloke thing.
    Anyway i hope things work out, Guy. :y

With this month i've lived by my self for nine years & i too enjoy the peace & quiet it brings :) Now i feel the time's right for a change. In the nine years i have had relationships, but the right one to live with has never arrived :-/
Liz is quite special & one in a million (probably, because she's too old for the monthly NIGHT MARE [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif])

Hopefully next year i'll buy my own place  :)
« Last Edit: 14 September 2009, 21:46:59 by tunnie »
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« Reply #43 on: 14 September 2009, 22:00:05 »
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Give her some breathing space
'dangle berries' to that.

I'd go & do the mother (and the sister if she has one), and then tell her that both were better in the sack than she was.

 ;D

KillerWatt I start to like your style ;D :y
Dont encourage him ffs.  ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: looks like im single again....
« Reply #44 on: 14 September 2009, 22:01:09 »
single for 7 yrs and wouldnt change it for anything. got tom here now, he keeps me company  :y :y :y
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