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[bob.dent]

One of the girls in our office who was in all day yesterday has been confirmed with swine flu this morning after feeling unwell yesterday evening. 

Trouble is, the aircon system in our office is notorious for spreading bugs around - normally if one person gets a cold, half the office get it.

I've got my long awaited holiday in the caribbean coming up in a few weeks and the last bloody thing I want is swine flu when I'm due I go.

Good job I took out holiday insurance that covers me for cancellation due to swine flu!!

[LJay]

Fingers crossed for you Bob!
On the bright side, The boys and I didn't catch it when Jimbob had it in july, you may be lucky!

[ians]

Fingers crossed for you Bob!
On the bright side, The boys and I didn't catch it when Jimbob had it in july, you may be lucky!

Maybe it was just boar-flu Ljay?

[bob.dent]

Fingers crossed for you Bob!
On the bright side, The boys and I didn't catch it when Jimbob had it in july, you may be lucky!

Thanks Laura but there's this thing called Sod's Law..............

[LJay]

Fingers crossed for you Bob!
On the bright side, The boys and I didn't catch it when Jimbob had it in july, you may be lucky!

Thanks Laura but there's this thing called Sod's Law..............

We have a variation called 'Evans' law! Let us off on this occasion though!!!

[LJay]

Fingers crossed for you Bob!
On the bright side, The boys and I didn't catch it when Jimbob had it in july, you may be lucky!

Maybe it was just boar-flu Ljay?

Man swine flu!!! Far worse than standard swine flu!!!!

[lozzy]

ive been exposed to it quite a lot i only got a mild cold from it jalepenos and hot food will help get rid of it

[ians]

Fingers crossed for you Bob!
On the bright side, The boys and I didn't catch it when Jimbob had it in july, you may be lucky!

Maybe it was just boar-flu Ljay?

Man swine flu!!! Far worse than standard swine flu!!!!

Have no doubt...  and you get laughed at as well

[LJay]

Fingers crossed for you Bob!
On the bright side, The boys and I didn't catch it when Jimbob had it in july, you may be lucky!

Maybe it was just boar-flu Ljay?

Man swine flu!!! Far worse than standard swine flu!!!!

Have no doubt...  and you get laughed at as well

You don't expect sympathy for a sniffle do you!!!

[bob.dent]

Fingers crossed for you Bob!
On the bright side, The boys and I didn't catch it when Jimbob had it in july, you may be lucky!

Maybe it was just boar-flu Ljay?

Man swine flu!!! Far worse than standard swine flu!!!!

Have no doubt...  and you get laughed at as well

You don't expect sympathy for a sniffle do you!!!

Ljay.....I'll have you know man flu is very nasty to us men. It means having to take nasty medicine such as whiskey or port and brandy to help relieve symptoms
and drinking plenty of fluids like beer and lager to stem a raging thirst. How would women cope with that?!! 

[TheBoy]

Ljay.....I'll have you know man flu is very nasty to us men. It means having to take nasty medicine such as whiskey or port and brandy to help relieve symptoms
and drinking plenty of fluids like beer and lager to stem a raging thirst. How would women cope with that?!! 

Ljay is a woman, thus lower pain threshold that us manly folk who only groan when its a near death experience.....

[ians]

You don't expect sympathy for a sniffle do you!!!

oh but it would be a man sniffle, not just a normal one..

[tunnie]

5 people have had it in our office (25 people work here)

Managed to avoid it so far, but i bet as soon as i start contracting i will get ill 

[Elite Pete]

5 people have had it in our office (25 people work here)

Managed to avoid it so far, but i bet as soon as i start contracting i will get ill 

There's no such thing as illness when your self employed

[Ghost]

ive been exposed to it quite a lot i only got a mild cold from it jalepenos and hot food will help get rid of it

And everything else you may or may not have Lol