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« on: 22 September 2009, 17:09:05 »
A 95 year old man was having a medical at his doctors and the doctor said “I need you to provide a sperm sample for me. Take this jar home and when you’ve got a sample bring it in for analysis.”
Two days later he turns up at the doctors surgery with an empty jar.
The nurse asks why he hasn’t got a sample so the old boy replies, “Well when I got home we got an old porno film out. Then, I tried with my right hand and after 30 minutes got tired so I swapped to my left hand and that was no good either. So then my wife tried. She used both hands, to no avail. She then used her mouth, first with her teeth in and then with them out.
Finally we got Ethel from next door to come round, but try as we might, it was no use. We just couldn’t get the rather lid off the jar.”
  :o ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 22 September 2009, 18:28:57 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 22 September 2009, 18:32:52 »
Nice one :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: 22 September 2009, 20:56:49 »
good 'un  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: 22 September 2009, 21:33:20 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #5 on: 22 September 2009, 22:16:29 »
Bloody good one :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: 22 September 2009, 22:19:10 »
Nice one....... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #7 on: 23 September 2009, 16:56:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #8 on: 23 September 2009, 17:04:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #9 on: 23 September 2009, 17:13:21 »
Made me laugh :y ;D
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