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Another Bad Joke
« on: 28 September 2009, 15:13:32 »
I went down my local shop, and said 'I want an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one for now'.  :D
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Re: Another Bad Joke
« Reply #1 on: 28 September 2009, 15:49:15 »
 ;D ;D very good S - innocent, but good :y
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Re: Another Bad Joke
« Reply #2 on: 28 September 2009, 19:06:06 »
Gawd! you've got it really bad haven't you mate? ;D :y
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Re: Another Bad Joke
« Reply #3 on: 28 September 2009, 19:35:32 »
Ice Cream Flavors

The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.

"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."
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Re: Another Bad Joke
« Reply #4 on: 28 September 2009, 20:12:12 »
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Ice Cream Flavors

The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.

"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."

Nearly as bad as mine  ;D ;D
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Re: Another Bad Joke
« Reply #5 on: 28 September 2009, 22:17:22 »
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Ice Cream Flavors

The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.

"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."



You should be on the stage mate :y................................................Scrubbing it!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Another Bad Joke
« Reply #6 on: 28 September 2009, 22:28:08 »
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Ice Cream Flavors

The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.

"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."



You should be on the stage mate :y................................................Scrubbing it!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I thank you for that comment.  Why do you think I posted it in this thread after looking at the title.   ::)
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Re: Another Bad Joke
« Reply #7 on: 29 September 2009, 06:33:09 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Behave yourselves guys  ;)
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