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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #15 on: 29 September 2009, 16:28:45 »
A W O L

51 years ago Herman Jones, a West Virginia mountain man, was drafted into the United States Army.

On the first day of boot camp the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon an Army barber cut off all his hair.

On the second day of boot camp the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon an Army dentist pulled out seven of his teeth.

On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.

The Army is still looking for him.
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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #16 on: 29 September 2009, 16:32:29 »
You should be on stage mate  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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