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Re: Tories secure the "slack-jawed yokel vote"
« Reply #5 on: 30 September 2009, 02:27:42 »

i knew he ment Sun readers when i read the title.;D
Nout in it worth "reading" and as they cant read either, will be unaware of the papers position. Pointless all round really. :-)
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Re: Tories secure the "slack-jawed yokel vote"
« Reply #7 on: 30 September 2009, 09:56:13 »

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http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Sun-Newspaper-Tabloid-Ends-Support-For-Labour-Party-And-Backs-Conservatives-For-Next-Election/Article/200909415395407?lpos=Politics_First_UK_News_Article_Teaser_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15395407_Sun_Newspaper%3A_Tabloid_Ends_Support_For_Labour_Party_And_Backs_Conservatives_For_Next_Election


"Tories secure the "slack-jawed yokel vote"

So you'll be voting Tory then?  ;) ;D


I thought the "slack jawed yokels" read the daily mail.

the mail is read by the delusional, gullible and paranoid and harks back to some idealised vision of britain which never existed

the express is similar, but slightly less nasty

the mirror is read by well meaning idiots

the star isnt a newspaper

the guardian - carrot munching tree huggers

the telegraph - retired colonels, tory peers, old money

the times is for people who like to read a good paper but don't know why

the independant - no one


i think that covers all the bases - any questions?  ;D
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Re: Tories secure the "slack-jawed yokel vote"
« Reply #8 on: 30 September 2009, 12:56:49 »

SUN READER JOKE.......

Two armed robbers burst into a bank.......... with a pair of shotguns..... :o :o :o :o

Give me all your money ......or I will blow your f###ing head off ......shouts the first robber.... :o :o :o

Are you sun readers by any chance ?.enquires a brave bank worker ;) ;)

Yes we are....... replied the second robber ......how did you guess?.

Because you have sawn the wrong end off your shotgun. ;D ;D..the bank worker replied ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Tories secure the "slack-jawed yokel vote"
« Reply #9 on: 30 September 2009, 16:10:25 »

Wont find any arguments from me supprting the Sun,although I wouldnt be so condescending about its readers as some of you.
The Gaurdian however is a paper which in my view should never again be read by any right thinking British national.
It had a invitation only breakfast at the Grand Hotel in Brighton this week and one of the invited guests was a certain Martin Mcguiness,the man who was chief of staff of the IRA at the time tey blew up that same hotel and tried to murder the whole of the British cabinet in one go.
This breakfast was very close to the 25th anniversary of the event in which 5 people were murdered and 34 very seriously injured/maimed.Sick is what I call it. >:( >:( >:(
Incidentally Mcguiness was sporting a Labour guest pass during his stay as he was invited by party members. The war on terror ? dont even get me rather started. >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Tories secure the "slack-jawed yokel vote"
« Reply #10 on: 30 September 2009, 16:24:07 »

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I thought the "slack jawed yokels" read the daily mail.

the mail is read by the delusional, gullible and paranoid and harks back to some idealised vision of britain which never existed

the express is similar, but slightly less nasty

the mirror is read by well meaning idiots

the star isnt a newspaper

the guardian - carrot munching tree huggers

the telegraph - retired colonels, tory peers, old money

the times is for people who like to read a good paper but don't know why

the independant - no one


i think that covers all the bases - any questions?  ;D[/quote]



...can you direct me to a reliable news source then bj?
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Re: Tories secure the "slack-jawed yokel vote"
« Reply #11 on: 30 September 2009, 16:26:11 »

Simple zulu - the BBC or GMTV. ::) :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Tories secure the "slack-jawed yokel vote"
« Reply #12 on: 30 September 2009, 16:30:14 »

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Wont find any arguments from me supprting the Sun,although I wouldnt be so condescending about its readers as some of you.
The Gaurdian however is a paper which in my view should never again be read by any right thinking British national.
It had a invitation only breakfast at the Grand Hotel in Brighton this week and one of the invited guests was a certain Martin Mcguiness,the man who was chief of staff of the IRA at the time tey blew up that same hotel and tried to murder the whole of the British cabinet in one go.
This breakfast was very close to the 25th anniversary of the event in which 5 people were murdered and 34 very seriously injured/maimed,sick is what I call it. >:( >:( >:(
Incidentally Mcguiness was sporting a Labour guest pass during his stay as he was invited by party members. The war on terror ? dont even get me rather started. >:( >:( >:( >:(



...it's part of the so-called 'price of peace' championed by the 'hit and run' Premier (Blair).

This is where today's headline is considered more important than the future effects of such grandiose thinking.

The hand of history - what?
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Re: Tories secure the "slack-jawed yokel vote"
« Reply #13 on: 30 September 2009, 16:31:22 »

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Simple zulu - the BBC or GMTV. ::) :D ;D ;D ;D



 ;D ;D such august sources :y :y
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Re: Tories secure the "slack-jawed yokel vote"
« Reply #14 on: 30 September 2009, 16:36:48 »

Although we mock the Sun,it is the biggest selling paper in the country (sadly) ,it has since the days of Thatcher had the power to swing elections and has often done so.Before the 97 election Brown flew to Australia to speak to Rupert Murdoch personally in order to obtain the backing of the Sun before the election.So if Brown wasnt already finished he is now.
Personally I think its very undemocratic that Murdoch should be able to have this level of power/influence/thought control in this country and the U.S. not to mention Australia. >:(
Here is a song about him. ;)

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KQCqBDCbIA[/media]
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