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Richie London

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joke 2. very good
« on: 01 October 2009, 18:39:05 »
Three old men were talking about their health problems. the 70 yr old said " my problem is i wake up every morning at 7 and it takes me at least 20 minutes to have a piss!"
The 80 yr old said " my problem is i get up at 8 and it takes me at least half and hour to have any bowel movement"
The 90 yr old says "At 7 i piss like a race horse and at 8 i shit like a cow!"
...."so whats your problem?", ask the others!!!
............"i dont wake up till 9"
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Re: joke 2. very good
« Reply #1 on: 01 October 2009, 18:49:17 »
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Three old men were talking about their health problems. the 70 yr old said " my problem is i wake up every morning at 7 and it takes me at least 20 minutes to have a piss!"
The 80 yr old said " my problem is i get up at 8 and it takes me at least half and hour to have any bowel movement"
The 90 yr old says "At 7 i piss like a race horse and at 8 i shit like a cow!"
...."so whats your problem?", ask the others!!!
............"i dont wake up till 9"

Cruel sod.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke 2. very good
« Reply #2 on: 01 October 2009, 20:01:19 »
Fantastic. I've just pi55ed my self too ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke 2. very good
« Reply #3 on: 01 October 2009, 21:38:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D very good Richie :y :y
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Re: joke 2. very good
« Reply #4 on: 01 October 2009, 22:14:14 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke 2. very good
« Reply #5 on: 01 October 2009, 22:49:36 »
Quality  :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke 2. very good
« Reply #6 on: 02 October 2009, 00:16:45 »
Keep 'em coming Richie, BRILL  ;D :y ;D :y
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Re: joke 2. very good
« Reply #7 on: 02 October 2009, 20:43:40 »
A little bit squeezed out her too Richie! ;D ;D ;D :y
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