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« on: 01 October 2009, 21:57:41 »
Earlier today I got beaten up by a six foot, baseball-bat wielding beetle. I went to the doctors and he told me there's a particularly nasty bug going around. ;D



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Re: Silly one
« Reply #1 on: 01 October 2009, 22:07:52 »
 ;D ;D ;D very good ST :y
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Re: Silly one
« Reply #2 on: 01 October 2009, 22:08:05 »
i had a strawberry growing out my head - doc says "don't worry - i've got some cream for that!" :y
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Re: Silly one
« Reply #3 on: 01 October 2009, 22:09:23 »
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i had a strawberry growing out my head - doc says "don't worry - i've got some cream for that!" :y


 ;D ;D berry good bj ::) :y
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« Reply #4 on: 01 October 2009, 22:09:45 »
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i had a strawberry growing out my head - doc says "don't worry - i've got some cream for that!" :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Silly one
« Reply #5 on: 02 October 2009, 00:08:17 »
 ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D
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Re: Silly one
« Reply #6 on: 02 October 2009, 00:12:30 »
A good part of this forum, the jokes, great  ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #7 on: 02 October 2009, 00:15:48 »
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A good part of this forum, the jokes, great  ;D ;D :y :y

Or old and corney......... :D :D :D
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Re: Silly one
« Reply #8 on: 02 October 2009, 20:44:57 »
Either way, its bloody good stuff, keep it up guys!  :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #9 on: 02 October 2009, 21:03:13 »
That's bloody funny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Silly one
« Reply #10 on: 02 October 2009, 21:43:32 »
Paddy and Mick walking along the street when they pass a sign on the gate of the local orchard.

"Tree Fellers wanted, apply within"

Mick turns to Paddy and says,

"Bejaysus! If we had another person we could apply for that job."






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« Reply #11 on: 02 October 2009, 21:58:38 »
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Paddy and Mick walking along the street when they pass a sign on the gate of the local orchard.

"Tree Fellers wanted, apply within"

Mick turns to Paddy and says,

"Bejaysus! If we had another person we could apply for that job."






Taxi for the big man! :D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Silly one
« Reply #12 on: 03 October 2009, 13:45:35 »
I needed that this morning STMO! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Silly one
« Reply #13 on: 04 October 2009, 18:31:05 »
Tee Hee ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Silly one
« Reply #14 on: 04 October 2009, 18:52:30 »
A Koala bear is sat up a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks past and sees him, "what you doin'" the lizard calls, "smokin' a spliff, come up and have some", the Koala replies, so the lizard runs up the tree and they share a couple of spliffs. A while later the lizard says "Thats made me thirsty, I'm goin' to the river for a drink" of he goes. When he gets to the river he balances on a log to reach the water, and because he is so stoned he fall in.
  A crocodile sees this and says " what's up with you?" the lizard tells him he's been smoking a spliff with the Koala up the tree and is stoned, the croc says he will go and see the Koala, when he gets to the bottom of the tree he shouts up " Hey you! Koala" the Koal looks down...and says " Flamin' Hell Lizard, how much water did you drink?"
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