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[Gaffers]

Cycling to local Halfrauds to get a new derailer I was happily overtaking heavy traffic or getting through using the bus lane.  Approaching a roundabout I am turning right, a kid with no shirt on (or muscles) comes up along my left hand side in a 'blue' 206 with the window down "Just to let you know for your next trip, your rear wheel is following your front one!"  He grins so I pull the single ear piece out and say " Sorry mate I had the w@**er filter in my ear, by the way how is your mum's car working out for ya?"  His mate fell about and he drove off miffed.

 8-)

[Stevie-blunder]

Cycling to local Halfrauds to get a new derailer I was happily overtaking heavy traffic or getting through using the bus lane.  Approaching a roundabout I am turning right, a kid with no shirt on (or muscles) comes up along my left hand side in a 'blue' 206 with the window down "Just to let you know for your next trip, your rear wheel is following your front one!"  He grins so I pull the single ear piece out and say " Sorry mate I had the w@**er filter in my ear, by the way how is your mum's car working out for ya?"  His mate fell about and he drove off miffed.

 8-)

I'll HAVE to remember that one 

[waspy]

  Good reply 8-) 8-)

[amigov6]

I usually think of such wit & repartee after the event but when you do deliver one off the cuff.....priceless.
   Granted it was'nt verbal but this does remind me of the day i left a boy racer Punto with star trek bodykit for dead @ the lights in the Beastie..........with the caravan in tow!!! Miffed indeed! 8-)

[PhilRich]

Priceless that Guffer 

[Martin_1962]

I usually think of such wit & repartee after the event but when you do deliver one off the cuff.....priceless.
   Granted it was'nt verbal but this does remind me of the day i left a boy racer Punto with star trek bodykit for dead @ the lights in the Beastie..........with the caravan in tow!!! Miffed indeed! 8-)

I did that with a Diseasel people carrier on the A380 while towing a caravan with the blue 2.0

With a red 3.0 I out dragged a Renault Scenic - while taking the caravan for a service.

[Martin_1962]

Cycling to local Halfrauds to get a new derailer I was happily overtaking heavy traffic or getting through using the bus lane.  Approaching a roundabout I am turning right, a kid with no shirt on (or muscles) comes up along my left hand side in a 'blue' 206 with the window down "Just to let you know for your next trip, your rear wheel is following your front one!"  He grins so I pull the single ear piece out and say " Sorry mate I had the w@**er filter in my ear, by the way how is your mum's car working out for ya?"  His mate fell about and he drove off miffed.

 8-)

[jonnycool]

Yeah, as a cyclist I've heard the odd stupid comment like that one, would never have had the wit to come up with that though, wish I'd been there to see it 

[Dishevelled Den]

Splendid  8-)

[robbo2345]

excellent put down wish i could think that quick although i did once nudge the back of the car in front of me at a junction i was driving a fiesta he got out and had a right go so i told him to hang on a mo and got out of the car! he was about 5ft tall and i am 6ft6 he just appologised and went on his merry way!!!