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Sorry Steve but i had to post it..
Iraqi Footballer
The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play
football and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to
Anfield.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at Man Utd with only 20 minutes
left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for
Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted
and so is the media. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum
to tell her about his first day in English football.
"Hello mum, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent.
"I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 goals and we
won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."
"Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got
shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, sexually
assaulted and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters and
all while you were having such great time."
The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry."
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"Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to
Liverpool in the first place!"
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