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[RolandL]

This equation  should be taught in all maths classes!

from a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever  wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%?  We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give  over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer  these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F. G.H  I. J.  K. L   M.  N. O. P.  Q. R. S.  T.  U. V. W. X.  Y Z is represented  as:
1 2 3  4 5 6  7  8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =  118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that  While Hardwork and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will  get you there, it's
the BULLS**T and
ASSKISSING that  will put you over the top !!!    


so now you know  

[RolandL]

By the way, that was my 100th post  [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

[theolodian]

Laziness = 105  8-)

[TheBoy]

Well done on 100 posts.

Shame I'd heard the joke before though

[Tony H]

Very good

[MikeDundee]

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that  While Hardwork and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will  get you there, it's
the BULLS**T and
ASSKISSING that  will put you over the top !!!    


so now you know  

So BS and AK = 25%