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« on: 05 October 2009, 12:18:45 »
A mate came upto help me with a job and whilst we were working we heard a jet fly over and both commented on how low it seemed.

Short while later I had a visit from the nurse and my mate nipped outside to do annother little job and the jet flew over again, this time my mate saw it and said it was one of the Red Arrows on it's own.  and I missed it on both occasions. :-/
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Re: Red Arrow
« Reply #1 on: 05 October 2009, 12:26:18 »
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A mate came upto help me with a job and whilst we were working we heard a jet fly over and both commented on how low it seemed.

Short while later I had a visit from the nurse and my mate nipped outside to do annother little job and the jet flew over again, this time my mate saw it and said it was one of the Red Arrows on it's own.  and I missed it on both occasions. :-/

The mind boggles.... :D :D ;) ;)

Real .........or stripogram.......... ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Red Arrow
« Reply #2 on: 05 October 2009, 13:15:46 »
Regularly get them practising over mine, either by themselves or in groups :y :y
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Re: Red Arrow
« Reply #3 on: 05 October 2009, 13:32:50 »
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A mate came upto help me with a job and whilst we were working we heard a jet fly over and both commented on how low it seemed.

Short while later I had a visit from the nurse and my mate nipped outside to do annother little job and the jet flew over again, this time my mate saw it and said it was one of the Red Arrows on it's own.  and I missed it on both occasions. :-/

The mind boggles.... :D :D ;) ;)

Real .........or stripogram.......... ::) ::) ::)

Very real and very ?   sod telling you any more......... ::) ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 05 October 2009, 13:37:41 »
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A mate came upto help me with a job and whilst we were working we heard a jet fly over and both commented on how low it seemed.

Short while later I had a visit from the nurse and my mate nipped outside to do annother little job and the jet flew over again, this time my mate saw it and said it was one of the Red Arrows on it's own.  and I missed it on both occasions. :-/

The mind boggles.... :D :D ;) ;)

Real .........or stripogram.......... ::) ::) ::)

Very real and very ?   sod telling you any more......... ::) ;D ;D


Very real and very................................ ;) ;) ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 05 October 2009, 14:29:01 »
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A mate came upto help me with a job and whilst we were working we heard a jet fly over and both commented on how low it seemed.

Short while later I had a visit from the nurse and my mate nipped outside to do annother little job and the jet flew over again, this time my mate saw it and said it was one of the Red Arrows on it's own.  and I missed it on both occasions. :-/

The mind boggles.... :D :D ;) ;)

Real .........or stripogram.......... ::) ::) ::)

Very real and very ?   sod telling you any more......... ::) ;D ;D


Very real and very................................ ;) ;) ;)

Put it this way, my mate is now asking when her next visit is.  ::)
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Re: Red Arrow
« Reply #6 on: 05 October 2009, 14:37:08 »
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Regularly get them practising over mine, either by themselves or in groups :y :y

What, nurses?  :-*

Where do you live, again?  :P

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Re: Red Arrow
« Reply #7 on: 05 October 2009, 17:01:28 »
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Regularly get them practising over mine, either by themselves or in groups :y :y

What, nurses?  :-*

Where do you live, again?  :P

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They have a habit of practicing in the local pubs... Normally in groups too :D :D :D :P :P
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« Reply #8 on: 05 October 2009, 17:44:47 »
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A mate came upto help me with a job and whilst we were working we heard a jet fly over and both commented on how low it seemed.

Short while later I had a visit from the nurse and my mate nipped outside to do annother little job and the jet flew over again, this time my mate saw it and said it was one of the Red Arrows on it's own.  and I missed it on both occasions. :-/

The mind boggles.... :D :D ;) ;)

Real .........or stripogram.......... ::) ::) ::)

Very real and very ?   sod telling you any more......... ::) ;D ;D


Very real and very................................ ;) ;) ;)

Put it this way, my mate is now asking when her next visit is.  ::)

Did she give you a bed bath Skruntie?.........a service that a nurse .......will sometimes perform for an elderly gentleman .....such as yourself. ::) ::) ::) ;) ;)
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Re: Red Arrow
« Reply #9 on: 05 October 2009, 18:09:29 »
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A mate came upto help me with a job and whilst we were working we heard a jet fly over and both commented on how low it seemed.

Short while later I had a visit from the nurse and my mate nipped outside to do annother little job and the jet flew over again, this time my mate saw it and said it was one of the Red Arrows on it's own.  and I missed it on both occasions. :-/

The mind boggles.... :D :D ;) ;)

Real .........or stripogram.......... ::) ::) ::)


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« Reply #10 on: 05 October 2009, 20:16:42 »
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A mate came upto help me with a job and whilst we were working we heard a jet fly over and both commented on how low it seemed.

Short while later I had a visit from the nurse and my mate nipped outside to do annother little job and the jet flew over again, this time my mate saw it and said it was one of the Red Arrows on it's own.  and I missed it on both occasions. :-/

The mind boggles.... :D :D ;) ;)

Real .........or stripogram.......... ::) ::) ::)

Very real and very ?   sod telling you any more......... ::) ;D ;D


Very real and very................................ ;) ;) ;)

Put it this way, my mate is now asking when her next visit is.  ::)

Did she give you a bed bath Skruntie?.........a service that a nurse .......will sometimes perform for an elderly gentleman .....such as yourself. ::) ::) ::) ;) ;)

Just for you Optimist.

She came in and introduced herself.

Went through my notes and then asked if I had any preference for the treatment.  I had to admit that many ways had been tried but was open to suggestions and mentioned what I rhought had worked best so far.

She prepared all the treatment and then she knelt on the floor between my feet.  Then 1st of all she checked the skin tension and commented on how hot it was, as a result she decided to massage a handfull of cream into it and added she doubted it would help the swelling go down, needles to say it made no difference at all and proceeded to wrap it in cotton wool before the cream was absorbed.

After gently manipulating it to make sure I wasnt in pain anymore she very very carfully wrapped it in a bandage.  Then out came the sticky tape.  ::)  I could carry on at this point but I think Optimist may have a stroke, as all I can really add is that she has a stunning Raquel Welch type figure and wore a nurse uniform that may have been a size too small and I am happy to say  :o :o ::) :-X    ah well Optimist, my tummy's rumbling, I aint had anything to eat yet, and now getting hungry.
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« Reply #11 on: 05 October 2009, 20:25:46 »
When i lived in Ereford the Army camp moved from the poorside of town to the Exclusive Northside anyway they opened up a Camp and the Red arrows flew over to do a display its was amazing! could see it all as they were only down the road :y
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A mate came upto help me with a job and whilst we were working we heard a jet fly over and both commented on how low it seemed.

Short while later I had a visit from the nurse and my mate nipped outside to do annother little job and the jet flew over again, this time my mate saw it and said it was one of the Red Arrows on it's own.  and I missed it on both occasions. :-/

The mind boggles.... :D :D ;) ;)

Real .........or stripogram.......... ::) ::) ::)

Very real and very ?   sod telling you any more......... ::) ;D ;D


Very real and very................................ ;) ;) ;)

Put it this way, my mate is now asking when her next visit is.  ::)

Did she give you a bed bath Skruntie?.........a service that a nurse .......will sometimes perform for an elderly gentleman .....such as yourself. ::) ::) ::) ;) ;)

Just for you Optimist.

She came in and introduced herself.

Went through my notes and then asked if I had any preference for the treatment.  I had to admit that many ways had been tried but was open to suggestions and mentioned what I rhought had worked best so far.

She prepared all the treatment and then she knelt on the floor between my feet.  Then 1st of all she checked the skin tension and commented on how hot it was, as a result she decided to massage a handfull of cream into it and added she doubted it would help the swelling go down, needles to say it made no difference at all and proceeded to wrap it in cotton wool before the cream was absorbed.

After gently manipulating it to make sure I wasnt in pain anymore she very very carfully wrapped it in a bandage.  Then out came the sticky tape.  ::)  I could carry on at this point but I think Optimist may have a stroke, as all I can really add is that she has a stunning Raquel Welch type figure and wore a nurse uniform that may have been a size too small and I am happy to say  :o :o ::) :-X    ah well Optimist, my tummy's rumbling, I aint had anything to eat yet, and now getting hungry.

In 1980..........a friend of mine had a gorgeous girlfriend who was also a nurse.
I went out on a blind date with her "best friend".....another nurse............I was informed by my "So called best friend"..........that he had seen her.......and he described her as"a tidy little shag".
As a randy 20 year old ......that was music to my ears.
It turned out that she looked like Hattie Jacques'.......fatter...........more ugly.....sister.........I could not wait for the evening to finish.....never again.
My(by now) ex-best friend thought that the whole thing was a great laugh......... :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :y :y
I still have nightmares ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Red Arrow
« Reply #13 on: 10 October 2009, 16:13:40 »
Here you go optimist



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P.S.  2 of them came yesterday, A nurse in the morning came with a trainee, but had to shoot off as they had a very ill patient who was dying, but she came back on her own and was joined by the nurse from monday

The YT link reminds ( looks and body shape) me of the nurse who visited twice yesterday.
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Here you go optimist



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P.S.  2 of them came yesterday, A nurse in the morning came with a trainee, but had to shoot off as they had a very ill patient who was dying, but she came back on her own and was joined by the nurse from monday

The YT link reminds ( looks and body shape) me of the nurse who visited twice yesterday.


Back on form Skruntie. :y :y :y :y :D
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