Once upon a time there was a chief dragon slayer. He respected his King & Queen but was obsessed with the Queens HUGE breasts. However he would be put to death should he pursue his fantasy. He was telling this to his friend who was a suitor to the royal couple. The suitor said he could arrange for the dragon slayer to indulge his fantasy with no repercussions for 1000 gold coins. The slayer being desperate agreed. The suitor sprinkled itching powder into the queens bra. The next day the queen was screaming in discomfort & the king demanded a remedy. The suitor explained that a certain type of saliva had to be applied to the said area for four hours to alleviate the irritation & the dragon slayer had the said saliva. The king called the slayer & he dutifully obliged. Afterwards the suitor asked the slayer for the 1000 gold coins payment. The slayer decided he'd keep the coins, the siutor could'nt explain to the king what he'd done so the slayer thought he had him by the short & curlies. The suitor however was a wise old sage so that night he sprinkled itching powder into the kings underpants whereupon the the king called for the slayer :-?
The moral of this story is " always pay your bills!!!!
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