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Shapely Rump.
« on: 11 October 2009, 19:36:12 »
I have just removed the towbar............from my 51 plate facelift saloon.
I have not used it.........even once .......in the two years since I first  owned the car.
The rump of the car ...........looks so much better without that ugly lump of iron sticking out the back...it now looks like Jennifer Lopez. :) :) :).....with it on it looked more like Ann Widdecombe   :-/ :-/

According to the Omega handbook................the car is now 24kg lighter. :y :y :y.....so I should get slightly improved........acceleration.......economy......and braking. :y :y :y
 I have all the brackets /bolts ....etc ...etc...so if anyone is in need of a towbar ....then let me know. :y :y
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Re: Shapely Rump.
« Reply #1 on: 11 October 2009, 19:37:43 »
How much you asking for it?
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Re: Shapely Rump.
« Reply #2 on: 11 October 2009, 19:41:53 »
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How much you asking for it?

All depends..................If you are female......with long slim legs.....and with full ......yet still pert breasts .....then it is free of charge...... :) :) :) ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 11 October 2009, 19:45:09 »
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All depends..................If you are female......with long slim legs.....and with full ......yet still pert breasts .....then it is free of charge...... :) :) :) ;)


That sounds like me, so I'll get it for you then Skruntie!! 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Shapely Rump.
« Reply #4 on: 11 October 2009, 19:45:23 »
32" inside leg

Boobs?  best left to your imaginagion  ::)

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« Reply #5 on: 11 October 2009, 19:46:57 »
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All depends..................If you are female......with long slim legs.....and with full ......yet still pert breasts .....then it is free of charge...... :) :) :) ;)


That sounds like me, so I'll get it for you then Skruntie!! 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Cheers Lizzie  :y :y  (Small Pert DD?,  stop going to the gym)  ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 11 October 2009, 19:48:55 »
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All depends..................If you are female......with long slim legs.....and with full ......yet still pert breasts .....then it is free of charge...... :) :) :) ;)


That sounds like me, so I'll get it for you then Skruntie!! 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Yes Lizzie .............that does sound like you ::) ::)...I have no idea what it is worth ..........I'am happy for it to go to a good home....... :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #7 on: 11 October 2009, 19:48:58 »
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All depends..................If you are female......with long slim legs.....and with full ......yet still pert breasts .....then it is free of charge...... :) :) :) ;)


That sounds like me, so I'll get it for you then Skruntie!! 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Cheers Lizzie  :y :y  (Small Pert DD?,  stop going to the gym)  ::)

He didn't say small!! ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)
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All depends..................If you are female......with long slim legs.....and with full ......yet still pert breasts .....then it is free of charge...... :) :) :) ;)


That sounds like me, so I'll get it for you then Skruntie!! 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Cheers Lizzie  :y :y  (Small Pert DD?,  stop going to the gym)  ::)

He didn't say small!! ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)


Your right Lizzie.   :y :y
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« Reply #9 on: 11 October 2009, 19:52:45 »
Hmmmm.............24 kg.......not sure how much it would cost to post.. :y :y :y
Free to Lizzie though.. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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« Reply #10 on: 11 October 2009, 19:53:39 »
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Hmmmm.............24 kg.......not sure how much it would cost to post.. :y :y :y
Free to Lizzie though.. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


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Re: Shapely Rump.
« Reply #11 on: 11 October 2009, 19:57:32 »
Skruntie..............do you actually need one?.
If so then PM me..... ;) ;)
IF not ......then stop being so nosey :D :D :D :y :y
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« Reply #12 on: 11 October 2009, 19:58:52 »
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Skruntie..............do you actually need one?.
If so then PM me..... ;) ;)
IF not ......then stop being so nosey :D :D :D :y :y


If I hadnt of been interested then I wouldnt have bothered asking.
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Re: Shapely Rump.
« Reply #13 on: 11 October 2009, 21:00:36 »
I got boobs, can I have it please......!!!

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Re: Shapely Rump.
« Reply #14 on: 11 October 2009, 21:05:18 »
Optimist. Did you get my PM? I sent it 19:40
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