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Joke Time
« on: 15 October 2009, 13:21:01 »
Two guys travelling behind a van in their open top sports car.
Suddenly the van breaks hard and the sports car only just pulls up.
Unfortunately, the aerial on the van whiplashes back and knocks out the passenger in the sports car.
The driver rushes him to hospital where he is operated on.
The doctor emerges from the theatre and tells the driver that it's not looking good.
The anxious driver asks what it is. The doctor replies, (wait for it).......







'It's the worst case of vanaerial disease I have ever seen.'
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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #1 on: 15 October 2009, 13:23:14 »
Let me pass you your coat ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 15 October 2009, 13:44:44 »
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Let me pass you your coat ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'll help you put it on ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #3 on: 15 October 2009, 13:53:29 »
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Let me pass you your coat ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'll help you put it on ;D ;D ;D


Doar's open [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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« Reply #4 on: 15 October 2009, 14:01:23 »
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Let me pass you your coat ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'll help you put it on ;D ;D ;D


Doar's open [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Now do you think between the 3 of us we can kick his sorry a55 out? ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 15 October 2009, 14:11:42 »
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Let me pass you your coat ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'll help you put it on ;D ;D ;D


Doar's open [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Now do you think between the 3 of us we can kick his sorry a55 out? ;D ;D ;D

Well he's gone off line so i guess we did :y ;D
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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #6 on: 15 October 2009, 14:25:26 »
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Two guys travelling behind a van in their open top sports car.
Suddenly the van breaks hard and the sports car only just pulls up.
Unfortunately, the aerial on the van whiplashes back and knocks out the passenger in the sports car.
The driver rushes him to hospital where he is operated on.
The doctor emerges from the theatre and tells the driver that it's not looking good.
The anxious driver asks what it is. The doctor replies, (wait for it).......







'It's the worst case of vanaerial disease I have ever seen.'

Thought he may have been a gonner ere  ;)
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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #7 on: 15 October 2009, 14:26:11 »
ner ner ner ner ner !!!

Can't get rid of me that easily  ;D ;D

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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #8 on: 15 October 2009, 14:59:42 »
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'It's the worst case of vanaerial disease I have ever seen.'





...so that's how diseases are sexually transmitted - it all becomes clear now  (after the antibiotics) ::) ::) ;D :y
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Re: Joke Time
« Reply #9 on: 15 October 2009, 18:54:41 »
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Two guys travelling behind a van in their open top sports car.
Suddenly the van breaks hard and the sports car only just pulls up.
Unfortunately, the aerial on the van whiplashes back and knocks out the passenger in the sports car.
The driver rushes him to hospital where he is operated on.
The doctor emerges from the theatre and tells the driver that it's not looking good.
The anxious driver asks what it is. The doctor replies, (wait for it).......







'It's the worst case of vanaerial disease I have ever seen.'

Thought he may have been a gonner ere  ;)

Oh dear !!  ;D Better get another coat ready  ;D
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