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[Del Boy]

Dear Grim Reaper, so far this year you've taken my favourite celebrity, Jade, my favourite dancer Michael Jackson, my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze, and now my favourite singer Steven Gately! Just to let you know my favourite twins are John and edward.

[Del Boy]

Little Johnny goes into is parents room. He's shocked to find mum bent over the dresser and dad going at her from behind. Dad looks up and winks at him. Johnny returns the wink and leaves. When he's finished dad goes to see if Johnny is ok. He finds him in grannys room, sha**ing granny from behind.

"What the hell are you doing ya little ba**ard!?"

"See?" Says Johnny "Not so funny when it's your mum is it!!!"

That one is rather rude but what a laugh when It was sent to me 

[Ghost]

Dear Grim Reaper, so far this year you've taken my favourite celebrity, Jade, my favourite dancer Michael Jackson, my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze, and now my favourite singer Steven Gately! Just to let you know my favourite twins are John and edward.

I'll see what I can do [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

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[Stevie-blunder]

Excellent