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« on: 25 October 2009, 00:09:59 »
Has she escaped from somewhere or is she part of the Care in the Community Programme?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrbNvsg_z_g[/media]

Daft bint. (Does that get past the word filter?...Let's see!)

 ;) ;D
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Re: Just plain daft
« Reply #1 on: 25 October 2009, 00:12:19 »
 :-?  :-?  :-?  :-?
barking mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :y
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« Reply #2 on: 25 October 2009, 00:13:43 »
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« Reply #3 on: 25 October 2009, 00:16:09 »
The alternative view;


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« Reply #4 on: 25 October 2009, 00:19:22 »
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Has she escaped from somewhere or is she part of the Care in the Community Programme?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrbNvsg_z_g[/media]

Daft bint. (Does that get past the word filter?...Let's see!)

 ;) ;D



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R89oERKCaU[/media]
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Re: Just plain daft
« Reply #5 on: 25 October 2009, 00:27:57 »
I think someone 'redesigned' her brain while she wasn't looking, Daft Cow! (I would have said Bint, but she is vegetarian apparently! ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 25 October 2009, 00:35:18 »
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Has she escaped from somewhere or is she part of the Care in the Community Programme?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrbNvsg_z_g[/media]

Daft bint. (Does that get past the word filter?...Let's see!)

 ;) ;D



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R89oERKCaU[/media]
;D ;D

On Thursday I had the privilage to see Fr Jack in character for real at the Galway comedy festival.  8-) ;D

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/news-gossip/careful-now-fr-jacks-back-for-festival-1907477.html
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Re: Just plain daft
« Reply #7 on: 25 October 2009, 00:38:11 »
I'd love to walk up to her with a quarter pounder and take a big sloppy bite right in her face :D :D
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« Reply #8 on: 25 October 2009, 08:53:52 »
ludicrous, when we can no longer afford to eat meat we'll adapt perfectly well without modification  :y
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« Reply #9 on: 25 October 2009, 11:33:26 »
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I'd love to walk up to her with a quarter pounder and take a big sloppy bite right in her face :D :D

better still stuff it in her gob and make her choke on it. my mates wife is a vegetarian she dont smoke she dont drink and thinks everyone should be the same. yet she wonders why nobody wants to be in her company.
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« Reply #10 on: 25 October 2009, 11:54:49 »
I believe that about only 3%......of the population are vegans or vegetarians.........although there is some pretty tasty vegetarian food ............that I 'am happy to eat. :y :y

Tonight the Optimist family will be eating Roast chicken......with sprouts........carrots........roast spuds.....green beans and stuffing. :y :y :y

I should add that........ from a evolutionary point of view......... our eyes.........are in the wrong place .......for us to be natural vegetarians. :y :y :y
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« Reply #11 on: 25 October 2009, 12:05:13 »
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I believe that about only 3%......of the population are vegans or vegetarians.........although there is some pretty tasty vegetarian food ............that I 'am happy to eat. :y :y

Tonight the Optimist family will be eating Roast chicken......with sprouts........carrots........roast spuds.....green beans and stuffing. :y :y :y

I should add that........ from a evolutionary point of view......... our eyes.........are in the wrong place .......for us to be natural vegetarians. :y :y :y

everyman to his own i say but i dont like it thrown in my face what i eat or do.i dont care what anyone likes and dislikes. i love burgers beer and fags.thats my business nobody elses so today its roast lamb for one, ive got a big bag of sprouts to eat all by myself. 2 pkts of fags and a pack of beer and hopefully i will stink morrisons out again tomorrow morning  :)


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Re: Just plain daft
« Reply #12 on: 25 October 2009, 12:14:57 »
Oh i bet she eats meat :D She also wouldn't be able to talk all that crap with her mouth full ;D
We are predators, we are designed to eat meat & i love a nice big juicy steak :P :P :P :P :P
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« Reply #13 on: 25 October 2009, 12:37:23 »
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I believe that about only 3%......of the population are vegans or vegetarians.........although there is some pretty tasty vegetarian food ............that I 'am happy to eat. :y :y

Tonight the Optimist family will be eating Roast chicken......with sprouts........carrots........roast spuds.....green beans and stuffing. :y :y :y

I should add that........ from a evolutionary point of view......... our eyes.........are in the wrong place .......for us to be natural vegetarians. :y :y :y

everyman to his own i say but i dont like it thrown in my face what i eat or do.i dont care what anyone likes and dislikes. i love burgers beer and fags.thats my business nobody elses so today its roast lamb for one, ive got a big bag of sprouts to eat all by myself. 2 pkts of fags and a pack of beer and hopefully i will stink morrisons out again tomorrow morning  :)



About 10 years ago ...........we bought some Kangaroo meat from Tesco :y :y :y.................it was very red in colour......and tasted very much like steak... :y :y :y
We tried to buy some more .....it was vey tasty ......and apparently .....low in saturated fat.....and only about half the price of steak.......
Much later ........we were told that there had been numerous complaints........from the public...about Tesco selling this type of meat. :'( :'( :'(
We have not come across Kangaroo meat in any major supermarket chain since then :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #14 on: 25 October 2009, 12:42:05 »
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I believe that about only 3%......of the population are vegans or vegetarians.........although there is some pretty tasty vegetarian food ............that I 'am happy to eat. :y :y

Tonight the Optimist family will be eating Roast chicken......with sprouts........carrots........roast spuds.....green beans and stuffing. :y :y :y

I should add that........ from a evolutionary point of view......... our eyes.........are in the wrong place .......for us to be natural vegetarians. :y :y :y

everyman to his own i say but i dont like it thrown in my face what i eat or do.i dont care what anyone likes and dislikes. i love burgers beer and fags.thats my business nobody elses so today its roast lamb for one, ive got a big bag of sprouts to eat all by myself. 2 pkts of fags and a pack of beer and hopefully i will stink morrisons out again tomorrow morning  :)



About 10 years ago ...........we bought some Kangaroo meat from Tesco :y :y :y.................it was very red in colour......and tasted very much like steak... :y :y :y
We tried to buy some more .....it was vey tasty ......and apparently .....low in saturated fat.....and only about half the price of steak.......
Much later ........we were told that there had been numerous complaints........from the public...about Tesco selling this type of meat. :'( :'( :'(
We have not come across Kangaroo meat in any major supermarket chain since then :'( :'( :'(

So what's the difference between a cow, pig, sheep etc & a Kangaroo ::) :-? apart from the obvious.
Oh yeh, they're fluffy & bounce up & down. SHOOT EM :y :y
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