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Doogs joke of the day
« on: 30 October 2009, 22:04:43 »
A wife with P.M.T  "oi do you want any dinner"
Husband :"what are the choices?"
wife: "yes or no"

haha sorry made me laugh :y

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Re: Doogs joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: 30 October 2009, 22:05:10 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Doogs joke of the day
« Reply #2 on: 30 October 2009, 22:09:14 »
Korean meat ball are the dog Bo**ocks.

My bed sheets are 100% Egyptian cotton.They smell of camels and I've had 2 humps in them
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Re: Doogs joke of the day
« Reply #3 on: 30 October 2009, 22:31:53 »
 ;D ;D made me laugh as well Doog  :y
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Re: Doogs joke of the day
« Reply #4 on: 31 October 2009, 01:50:17 »
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Korean meat ball are the dog Bo**ocks.

My bed sheets are 100% Egyptian cotton.They smell of camels and I've had 2 humps in them

at present i am reading a book  called "jizz on the sheets" by Mr completley  :y

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Re: Doogs joke of the day
« Reply #5 on: 31 October 2009, 02:00:01 »
a word of advice don't confuse laxatives with viagra ............ it makes you crap in bed ? :D ;D :y
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Re: Doogs joke of the day
« Reply #6 on: 31 October 2009, 02:08:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Doogs joke of the day
« Reply #7 on: 31 October 2009, 14:53:48 »
Nice ones  ;D ;D
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Re: Doogs joke of the day
« Reply #8 on: 31 October 2009, 15:43:01 »
Disease

A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van when suddenly the girl yelled, "Whip me. Whip me!"

The guy, eager to please, obviously didn't have a whip, but, in a flash of inspiration, opened his window, snapped the radio antenna off his van, and they shared it until they both collapsed in a sadomasochistic ecstasy.

A week later, the girl noticed that the marks left by their lovemaking session were starting to fester, so she asked her doctor to check them out.

The doctor took one look and asked, "Did you get these marks having sex?"

Embarrassed, she admitted that she did.

The doctor nodded. "I thought so. In all my years of doctoring... this is the worst case of 'Van Aerial Disease' I've ever seen!"
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Re: Doogs joke of the day
« Reply #9 on: 31 October 2009, 18:32:04 »
I'll have a laugh in the pub with these  :y :y
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Re: Doogs joke of the day
« Reply #10 on: 31 October 2009, 21:03:58 »
Excellent  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Doogs joke of the day
« Reply #11 on: 31 October 2009, 22:32:11 »
Class stuff ;D :y
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